Mom's love me. Come on.
Saturday, April 04, 2015 01:06:54 PM from Twitter for Android
@portfolioso first off, my phone must have autocorrected that because there's no way I use the wrong grammar.
Saturday, April 04, 2015 07:39:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Mother's love me. I spit mad milf game
Saturday, April 04, 2015 12:55:41 PM from Twitter for Android
We need some Ja Rule up in this bus
Saturday, April 04, 2015 10:33:21 AM from Twitter for Android
Already singing Sublime out loud.
Saturday, April 04, 2015 09:39:06 AM from Twitter for Android
It's 9am and I'm having a Four Loko. I need to reevaluate my life.
Saturday, April 04, 2015 09:13:19 AM from Twitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ Not supposed to eat meat tonight, but its ok to get shitfaced as fuck. #SeemsLegit
RT @BarstoolJJ: I just paid a dude on the internet $9 to pick up and deliver me White Castle. #GoodFriday
Barcade is hot as fuck
I just ate ghost pepper salsa like an asshole
Thursday, April 02, 2015 01:59:58 PM from Twitter Web Client
Watching Going Clear on HBO GO right now and all I can say is: L. Ron Hubbard's nasty assed vampire teeth
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 09:03:33 PM from Twitter for Android
What kind of asshole checks in PDB files (C# debugging binaries) into source control?
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 06:13:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
@KFCBarstool God dammit Clancy. Now I have What's Luv on repeat #CubeLife
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 05:31:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: This Francesa/Fat Joe vine might be my favorite vine ever https://t.co/T8C5QHvFVR
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 04:42:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
Welp, looking through my YouTube history, it's clear that the GF was chromcasting from my account at one point http://t.co/ymzqLQjvio
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 04:42:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
Entire team ordered Indian to this conference room. Wonder how long it'll smell like Indian in there?
Wednesday, April 01, 2015 01:37:04 PM from Twitter for Android