I'm going to charge fucking time warner for the extra electric
My cocksucking modem keeps rebooting, IP changed and fucking Time Warner won't give it to me. I need to turn off my fucking air conditioner
This fucking shit in a tagged release branch doesn't even compile.
Full train #3 arrived at the station and no one was able to get on. @mta: cunts.
Cuncel da Summer Fridays while we're at it also. No fun allowed! No fun allowed!
Cuncel da MTA
@TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ also, the only way to get your attention is twitter. No one else fixes it unless I tweet about it
@__JLu lol loved it. Watched it immediately after you told me about it.
I legit have no idea how to add people on Snapchat. Feel like a gramps
tl;dr don't go to prison
Yo my boy's telling the story about how he got arrested in Texas. Grab some popcorn and come listen.
Happy bday @ky9!!!
-Sketch
PS - Cya at reunion
This happened to me today. With alcohol. https://t.co/V3933wysxk
Homeboy's outfit is fly as fuck http://t.co/vJD1zYJMt1