"Google's Internal Code Name For Smart Lock Passwords Is YOLO, You Only Login Once" http://t.co/A2hS52Tx5X @__JLu
BED FINALLY. If I get another alert this weekend, I will punch every single person in the face at work on Monday.
See thing is New Relic is never fucking wrong and the idiot suits at my company use other horse shit alerting that is BS and always FALSE
Oh for fucks sake with these alerts. #HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
These cunts are actually making me fail over our always on cluster right now
RT @NYC_LTrain: That's the spa car, you ungrateful tweet whining dolt. https://t.co/dOIMZqLFuE
@NYCTSubway L train car 8193 has no A/C. Take it out of service and fix it you fare raising inferior fools.
Thought 2 on Google Photos: It's everything I disliked about Apple syncing photos to iCloud ;). Convenient but annoying
This is literally what we pay our designers hundreds of thousands to create. Fucking misspelled powerpoint 1998 shit http://t.co/qlXH1EygOE
Most senior asshole here getting shit on
What the fuck did I do wrong in life that I ended up on call two weekends in a row. Jesus Fucking Christ.
🎵Went to the station caught a boat downtown. I hope it doesn't fall off the track and I drown🎵
@BarstoolJJ Got an AJ Burnett #34 jersey once. At least his name wasn't on it.
Chrome Canary has been an unstable, buggy piece of shit lately
"Hi. You have one day to create a new build script and deploy a new app. It doesn't compile yet tho. BTW, let's sit in meetings for hours"