Gf thinks it's acceptable to dip a breadstick into Pillsbury chocolate frosting. Bread stick ≠ pretzel... Savage move.
Wednesday, April 22, 2015 01:02:20 AM from Twitter for Android
I feel bad for the next group of tourists I'm behind that does the rolling sidewalk block.
Tuesday, April 21, 2015 07:07:03 PM from Twitter for Android
This place can eat a dick
Guy. Ya won? Nahhhh. #degenerate http://t.co/IQA9d8CC65
My boy CJ just walked in with the best Drake into ever.
Thursday, April 16, 2015 10:42:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Rangersssssss (@ Break Bar & Billiards - @breakastoria in Astoria, NY w/ @maljnew) https://t.co/hkKBHnSZSs
Absolutely absurd how hot this train is right now. Not even exaggerating
Thursday, April 16, 2015 08:35:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Most senior customer support rep just told me our clients were having an issue and their ISP was Cisco. #lol
Wednesday, April 15, 2015 01:49:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
Dude. Quiet. Nonstop yappin. Trying to work here
Wednesday, April 15, 2015 09:38:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
Delayed at 125th st because they can't figure out how to close the doors on this fuckin antique piece of shit @MetroNorth train
Tomorrow is Thomas Jefferson's birthday, says Google Calendar. No one gives a shit.
I have no use for Facebook anymore. It was cool when there were networks and it was actually social. Now it's just a link dumping ground
Saturday, April 11, 2015 10:05:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Was National Siblings Day even a thing last year? Don't remember this much fuss before. Facebook news feed should be renamed to sibling feed
Saturday, April 11, 2015 10:04:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Blind Mellon right now ⚡⚡
Saturday, April 11, 2015 04:06:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Um. @MalJNew just made the BEST mac and cheese right now. You're jealous. Yes you are.