THE PECAN SANDIES ARE AT THE LEVEE AND IF THEY DON'T PLAY AEROPLANES I WILL RIOT
I may or may not have clogged a Regis already.
They decided to give us lunch every other week. Today is sausage day, and Russian women always get mistranslated: http://t.co/4fh7pAkE1U
I can't get fucking github to work with putty, plink and pageant. This is pissing me off.
@MalJNew suck it so hard. You got all the backup
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:07:33 PM from Twitter for Android
I might actually die in this cab. Didn't have fireball and this shit smells like fireball
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 09:53:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Son of a bitch. Toppi just made me do another Jameson
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 09:23:28 PM from Twitter for Android
"Yo. If I die sitting in a table, write 'Pussy' on my tombstone" -Nick
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 08:29:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Our security guy is now sending us one ticket per vulnerability. We have scheduled patching you fucking idiot
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 04:04:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
Dumb motherfucker's been here 7 years and doesn't know how to reset her password on the system she's SELLING to people. I GIVE UP
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 04:01:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
LOL at Microsoft's fix... They didn't actually fix the overflow... They just prevent the message from being delivered in the new clients
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 11:01:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
I haven't had this much fun since the AIM buffer overflow html exploits back in 2002-2006
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:58:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Everyone go ahead and crash everyone's Skypes by sending this string from a Mac or Windows 8 client
http://:
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:54:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
DOM ≠ DNS you fucking Vice President asshole
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:33:43 AM from Twitter Web Client