This city is going to shit with this moron https://t.co/WP3kx9TKCF
Homeboy just dropped a delivery to my desk and I have absolutely no fucking idea what I'm going to do with this package for a day or so...
This fucking guy... They should tape his mouth shut and let him starve to death http://t.co/RI63pUuuHo
Oh. They pushed a bug about dialing 911. Who gives a shit about 911. I want Lollipop. Scratch that. Just give me an M dev build
DID VERIZON JUST PUSH LOLLIPOP FOR THE FIRST GEN MOTO X?
Every. Single. Day. With these Subway delays. @NYCTSubway
OMG. @MalJNew is the bestest! Came home from work and have a full bday dinner ready. Cold antipasta, salad, pasta and bracciole! NOMS
These fucking cunts are about to ruin my birthday because at 5:32 they JUST realized they're releasing untested code tomorrow you ASSHOLES
Cuncel da USA. Second World Country....
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I find this hard to believe that 47% of families can't come up with fuckin $400... Who was surveyed? The poors?
@NYCTSubway suck a dick that nothing is running right this morning. You guys are useless
@MalJNew Joshie and I are the MOST soaked
@MalJNew @KFCBarstool Big Sexy's RBI double was everything I wanted and more
I am SO pumped to see Big Sexy 'Tolo over at CitiField later. Guy is a character.