Will you shut the fuck up? Under no circumstances is it acceptable to blabber for fucking 10 mins straight when I have shit to do.

Thursday, May 28, 2015 01:51:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bitch put the AC on in this cab. Too bougie for this hot sticky shit

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:58:05 AM from Twitter for Android

The fact that I'm not at this shit means I work at a piece of shit fake wannabe startup. https://t.co/mJRh0u9DSn

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:35:18 AM from Twitter for Android

7:30aontenance and I'm still reluctantly at the fuckin bar

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:27:38 AM from Twitter for Android

The fuck do I agree to this shit for

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:04:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel DA society

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 09:42:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg stop doing that. FUCK

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 09:41:17 PM from Twitter for Android

"Sometimes, you just want to shake a bitch" -@kevinrose

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 09:36:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Everyone sucks

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 09:27:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm about to instigate so hard right now

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 08:03:33 PM from Twitter for Android

@NYCTSubway at 46th st M/R. Why 2 Manhattan bound Ms in a row? There are never enough R trains. Been here 30 mins.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 12:26:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Just saved these joke shops $5.80/hr in unused servers. This means I get Summer Fridays back, right?

Tuesday, May 26, 2015 04:41:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Looks like Time Warner's SSO is vulnerable to LogJam. New Chrome blocks it. Company can't do anything right. http://t.co/Or6MzeF9Ow

Tuesday, May 26, 2015 02:34:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Also, text selection is all fucked up in Chrome Canary. I know it's beta but it's usually been solid. Been shit lately.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015 01:37:25 PM from Twitter Web Client