I'm doing a grand job on my on call shift by ignoring all the bullshit fucking alerts before they get to @Docent_Steve
Absolutely anything that could potentially slow me down is doing so. #NotPleased
At least I get to walk off the fat ass burger king I had for lunch
Yes, I am working on a tooltip and I named the class #JustTheTip http://t.co/mLtcoP0kDB
They should REALLY let us know first before flying 6 F16s over lower Manhattan
Whoever's operating this 5 train is a real asshole with the brakes and accelerator. Be smooth bro.
Ya fuked up. Windows aren't aligned bro #3WTC http://t.co/sEs8JSyfKj
Get lawst. That was kicked in
GET LAWST
It's 2015. If you use a browser popup window/separate page for a datepicker, that is shameful. So 90s. CC: @TDBank_US http://t.co/XozXXnllAb
O hay. You guys took away our Summer Fridays? NBD, I'll just take off the first three Fridays in June
So there were some music awards last night?
If my dentures ever fall out at my 102nd bday party, please euthanize me: http://t.co/siHLfsjEi1
@TWC_Help OK, as long as its an issue in the area and not just me. But seriously, every form of support gives a different answer