So shiny

Saturday, March 21, 2015 03:22:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Buddha and Tommy's hair is fantastic. Hemp shampoo.

Saturday, March 21, 2015 03:21:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Rootin for my boy Ed Cooley. Go Friars!

Friday, March 20, 2015 11:09:49 PM from Twitter for Android

My @googledrive is all jacked up. All the dates on items shared with me say 1969 and tons of stuff is missing

Friday, March 20, 2015 01:03:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

I find it a little odd that people would like a news post on facebook about a dude found hanging. Just... awkward.

Friday, March 20, 2015 12:59:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

Spring Break --> 90s Frat BBQ Radio is baller @googleplaymusic http://t.co/YclrTNeNNd

Thursday, March 19, 2015 05:35:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm the new air drummer in the band Bad Kernel. Buncha dudes dressed up as colonels rocking out to lyrics about popcorn and Linux

Thursday, March 19, 2015 10:56:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

@JFeitelberg fix the RSS feed

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 11:49:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Asks me if I know what I'm talking about. Go fuck your mother. Last time I try to help.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 04:48:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

So did they ever hear from Putin yet?

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 01:07:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Budweiser 40s in Stella glasses... Taxes much better. #psychology

Monday, March 16, 2015 11:33:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm like a grandpa trying to use an Apple TV. Chromecast FTW

Monday, March 16, 2015 09:54:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Sandwich I just ate was rustic as fuck

Monday, March 16, 2015 07:30:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I actually can't read Barstool anymore because their redesign fucked everything. Busted RSS, missing articles. Shit's weak.

Monday, March 16, 2015 02:43:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

Totally normal to listen to TLC at 6am amirite?

Sunday, March 15, 2015 05:58:46 AM from Twitter for Android