@kerbear88 NO. NO. NO. Went down the shore. Fuck NYC when its 90
Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:56:33 PM from Twitter for Android
I just accidentally drunkenly threw my FAV red starburst off this balcony and princess @MalJNew got it for me
Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:55:54 PM from Twitter for Android
We're blasting Mary J. Blige. Blow me.
Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:50:24 PM from Twitter for Android
"Joe. You're a delightful mess"
Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:42:50 PM from Twitter for Android
@mustang_sarah @google @googlecalendar doesn't happen on Android
Thursday, June 11, 2015 04:07:57 PM from Twitter for Android
My next phone might have a USB-C port!!! Fuck all this micro USB 2006 shit where they wear out and aren't reversible
Thursday, June 11, 2015 01:23:39 AM from Twitter for Android
@RMerlinDev Quick q. If I never used AiProtection ad blocker and flash 378.54_1 to my RT-AC68U, do I still need to run those commands?
Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:41:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
@thomaswood @MTA yes they are. Even Chicago does contactless payments
Just figured it out. My Twitter is the Amanda Bynes meltdown equivalent, except in the tech industry.
I'll bet you this suit gets so hard when he clicks approve on change requests. MAD POWER BRO
Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit
This veal parm sangwich I got from Mama Carmela's is bigger than my forearm
This horse shit assed release is preventing like half of these motherfuckers from logging in. Let's focus on that and not how I fucked up
THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM SUCKS A DICK
Big Sexy Bartolo Colon has more points than every pitcher I own in fantasy except Gerrit Cole. And my team's doing really well