And lungs
Wednesday, May 06, 2015 09:31:10 PM from Twitter for Android
I've been drinking since Thursday. Fuck my liver
Wednesday, May 06, 2015 09:15:28 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm gonna be drunk the rest of this weekend
Wednesday, May 06, 2015 09:10:50 PM from Twitter for Android
I am STOKED because I just confused two white people.
Wednesday, May 06, 2015 08:19:46 PM from Twitter for Android
You know I'm shot when I tried to trade tonight's oncall shift for kickball anfd I'm not even on call tonight.
I'm such a fat, fat, fattie. #SmashBurgerComa
This is going to be as bad a that time I kept talking about poinsettias
Wednesday, May 06, 2015 12:49:27 PM from Twitter for Android
Just like the Mayor of this cesspool, I too am also late because the @MTA hasn't sent an R train in 20 mins.
Wednesday, May 06, 2015 12:21:39 PM from Twitter for Android
I've had just about enough of New York City. Get me the fuck out of this cesspool.
There's legit a rack mount server on the desk next to me and that's actually the password #forrealz http://t.co/99rXlVNO37
BRB, heading to Starbucks' public WiFi so I can connect from there. It's a VPN tunnel. It's encrypted you fucking idiot.
Our security guy is a fucking moron. He blocked us from connecting to our prod VPN on corporate WiFi because it's a security risk..
GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108
These joke shops finally realized they fucked up by splitting Foursquare and Swarm? https://t.co/o4d2tTLdRY
Well done CJ