A+ mix from the All-Star Rapalong category on @GooglePlayMusic. Happy Tuesday! http://t.co/22uP5hosd5

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 08:31:26 AM from Twitter for Android

#Wishing you have received it by the end up in a couple weeks and then delete the message was sent from the airport to pick it is addressed

Monday, June 29, 2015 09:57:04 PM from Twitter for Android

In my next tweet, I will pick a word and let my dictionary suggest the next word and see what sentence it makes...

Monday, June 29, 2015 09:56:23 PM from Twitter for Android

"Aren't you glad that instead of sleeping in you're riding around with me in a UHaul." YES Pat, I am.

Saturday, June 27, 2015 09:22:03 AM from Twitter for Android

#penis2010
cc: @__JLu, @MalJNew

PS: LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://t.co/ngVKjSRx6y

Friday, June 26, 2015 05:07:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

The one time I bring lunch these fucking cunts clean the fridge and throw it out

Friday, June 26, 2015 01:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I can see Phil Jackson or the Dolans getting into some hot water with the Latvian mob and forced to draft that kid. "Draft or we keel you."

Friday, June 26, 2015 08:33:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Remember that time in college when I destroyed a guy's Confederate flag? I must have been ahead of my time.

Thursday, June 25, 2015 07:18:35 PM from Twitter for Android

To the gentleman wheeling around a mini fridge on the subway during rush hour earlier: You're an asshole.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 07:31:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I AM THIS DEFEATED RIGHT NOW
https://t.co/0AMbjGCEd7

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 01:37:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not a single fuck is being given on this call. Everyone is completely ignoring this VP

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:41:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

GoDaddy is a fucking piece of shit. Tried to leave them when they supported SOPA in the day, and their Admin Console is dick.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:30:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Get the fuck off my team, CC Sabbathia edition. Guy sucks a dick

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 09:48:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Let me consult with my internet streaming and licensing specialist, Taylor Swift...

Fucking TSwift... Who do you think you are?

Tuesday, June 23, 2015 01:11:40 PM from Twitter Web Client