Murrica. Go soccer... Or whatnot
It's women's soccer. No one cares
Why is it that every girl I texted to hang with us at the bar wants to s Vinny's d?
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To the 24 y/o construction worker @ the bar who kept sayin he made 6 figures: Eat a dick. Some of us work our asses off for shit office jobs
Damnit @Docent_Steve. Thanks for leaving. All of the oncall overrides are jacked since you left and I went on vacation ;)
PS Enjoyyyyyyy
From a Microsoft survey... This question has come a long way since male/female http://t.co/6KlW1WHARX
So uhhhh... What 'other' gender exists? I identify as "SUPERMALE" DUH
I'm hammered right now
Our security guy is a cunt
BRB. Emergency trip to this titty bar
is the keg open yet. Mas booze por favor
If you don't think I'm going to bikini bar at 4, you're sadly mistaken. Yes I'm working today. Yes, I did more than my whole team combined.
"She was dating this guy with thick black
glasses" -@MalJNew
This Kim Jung Un looking motherfucker should walk faster and get out of my way on the sidewalk