Couple issues on this flight: 1) I already broke the seal. 2) I smell like a bar and there's a kid next to me I'm a bad influence towards
@TylerMJones @tomwcleary we should've just let them secede from the union
Flight got delayed so I accidentally went to the brewery and drank a lot
@Fantasy_Mania Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like ... http://t.co/sbrq8PLUNZ
Good lookin' guy, that Ben Affleck
SHIT SHIT SHIT http://t.co/PoVfQQPRiJ
🎆🇺🇸🎆 Murica! 🎆🇺🇸🎆 https://t.co/hikIFGpo5P
Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:40:02 PM from Twitter for Android
What the hell is up with Android and its American flag emoji that displays as two blue letters saying "U S"
Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:36:21 PM from Twitter for Android
@BarstoolJJ what a see you next Tuesday
Saturday, July 04, 2015 10:29:11 PM from Twitter for Android
It's 2015 in a civilized country and we've got people dying from measles. Murrica
2012 Nexus 7 runs like absolute asshole on Lollipop. Maybe 6.0 will fix this? http://t.co/kW0GydOlKM #android #feedly
@GadsdenMarc out of curiosity, who do you support the most right now in the GOP for 2016?
@RockNationRadio Awesome!! If you can get the recording, I'd love to hear it someday
@RockNationRadio also excellent