Always a better day when @XtinaSchelin gets me on an Alice in Chains kick

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 03:39:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopandslam Verizon almost never carries proper Nexus devices... We're stuck with their bloatware and slow updates.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 12:43:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam This is why I only like Nexus androids. Updates and bug fixes straight from Google. Verizon and Samsung cripple this

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:31:08 AM from Twitter for Android

@scoopandslam 5.0 or 5.1? I heard 5.0 was a complete disaster, and lots of bugs were fixed in 5.1 and 5.1.1

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:57:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pull the train out if the station shitheads. This isn't a parking lot. @mta

Wednesday, May 13, 2015 10:00:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Sorry @MalJNew, everyone at the bar is rootin for the bulls. #lollebron

Tuesday, May 12, 2015 09:31:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Get a load if this antique creepin into the bar http://t.co/OWO5AzgzTL

Tuesday, May 12, 2015 08:46:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Already used 36 kWH of AC and it's only fucking May 12th. Global warming can suck it.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015 06:20:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'd forgotten how amazing this album is. http://t.co/V9oLEC194i

Monday, May 11, 2015 09:44:34 PM from Twitter for Android

"There will be liquor bottles and ring pops in the piƱata. Hope the kids pick the right one" -Mikey

Saturday, May 09, 2015 12:59:33 PM from Twitter for Android

You've gotta be fuckin kidding me that there is one single bathroom on this entire fuckin pier

Friday, May 08, 2015 07:43:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Friday!
(PS our primary domain controller won't boot)

Friday, May 08, 2015 12:22:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am listening to Mike McCready's guitar solo in Alive on loop like a million times you guys

Friday, May 08, 2015 12:17:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Stewie: "Hoot hoooo hoooo hoooot! Don't do it Brian. Take it sloooooowwwww" Damn it VINCENT

Friday, May 08, 2015 01:23:31 AM from Twitter for Android

This bitch is relentless. We are trying so hard to get her to leave and she just won't

Friday, May 08, 2015 12:44:43 AM from Twitter for Android