"You dumb but you a bitch"

Friday, July 10, 2015 08:37:00 PM from Twitter for Android

DUMB BITCH

Friday, July 10, 2015 08:36:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 yes. My mom saves anything I ever touched in our attic

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Thursday, July 09, 2015 07:53:16 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin very good point. I'm a paranoia. I'm public and I take marketing g accounts that follow me and make them unfollow me

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Wednesday, July 08, 2015 10:05:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin why is that an issue? You need to accept people to follow you if you're private

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Wednesday, July 08, 2015 09:53:52 PM from Twitter for Android

You can take summer and shove it with this heat and humidity. Give me fall and winter any day

Wednesday, July 08, 2015 09:45:42 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @FeitsBarstool: I'm positive America is getting cyber attacked rn and I've seen A Good Day to Die Hard so I know what I'm talking about

Wednesday, July 08, 2015 12:13:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

6 trains going the other way though #fuckingmta

Wednesday, July 08, 2015 08:50:49 AM from Twitter for Android

First day back. 0 trains showing up and there's some parade for women's soccer to get in my way

Wednesday, July 08, 2015 08:50:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Got some drink coupons I have no business having

Tuesday, July 07, 2015 05:20:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: phones done interfere with airplane electronics

Tuesday, July 07, 2015 05:14:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Not in airplane mode and were taking off. Sue me

Tuesday, July 07, 2015 05:13:41 PM from Twitter for Android

LaGuardia airport ranked worst airport in all of the US of A.

Tuesday, July 07, 2015 05:11:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Ladies and gentlemen.... New York. Greatest city in the world with the world's worst infrastructure.

Tuesday, July 07, 2015 05:10:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Pilot: "Delay is due to air traffic issues at LaGuardia. They do this to us all the time"

Not thunderstorms ya fuckin cunts

Tuesday, July 07, 2015 05:10:24 PM from Twitter for Android