Ya fuked up. Windows aren't aligned bro #3WTC http://t.co/sEs8JSyfKj

Tuesday, May 19, 2015 12:37:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Get lawst. That was kicked in

Monday, May 18, 2015 09:29:09 PM from Twitter for Android

GET LAWST

Monday, May 18, 2015 08:31:26 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 2015. If you use a browser popup window/separate page for a datepicker, that is shameful. So 90s. CC: @TDBank_US http://t.co/XozXXnllAb

Monday, May 18, 2015 03:21:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

O hay. You guys took away our Summer Fridays? NBD, I'll just take off the first three Fridays in June

Monday, May 18, 2015 12:46:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

So there were some music awards last night?

Monday, May 18, 2015 10:22:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

If my dentures ever fall out at my 102nd bday party, please euthanize me: http://t.co/siHLfsjEi1

Sunday, May 17, 2015 08:00:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help OK, as long as its an issue in the area and not just me. But seriously, every form of support gives a different answer

In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet

Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:09:16 PM from Mobile Web

@TWC_Help want to tell me why your internet is down yet again? Chat said loose wires outside. why does this happens every week

Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:02:12 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help tell your idiot technicians to screw the fucking wires in tighter on the poles.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, May 17, 2015 12:05:43 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_NYNJ WHY do I have another outage. Every other week. This is ridiculous. Please escalate

Sunday, May 17, 2015 11:53:07 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: No exaggeration I'd probably rather be in jail than be at the Preakness with no functioning bathrooms

Saturday, May 16, 2015 06:41:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure I almost pissed my pants and kidneys almost exploded out of karma/sacrilege.

Saturday, May 16, 2015 03:44:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh the Preakness... I may or may not have convinced a Jesuit to move a final exam for me back in '10 to make an appearance.

Saturday, May 16, 2015 03:43:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Who the fuck has their wedding reception at a lower Manhattan beer garden on a Friday night? Christ

Friday, May 15, 2015 09:27:11 PM from Twitter for Android