This fucking guy there like 8 pitches and is averaging over a hundo. Just threw 103

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:25:54 PM from Twitter for Android

This motherfucker's throwing 102

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:24:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Ken Rosenthal is awful

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:40:41 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew don't get murdered

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:29:59 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 guy's got fantastic hair

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:29:46 PM from Twitter for Android

These fuckups http://t.co/yLFvPAJGMH

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 08:45:14 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help Why is my internet out?

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 08:31:07 PM from Twitter for Android

NBD, just gonna fly by Pluto in a few hours. #NewHorizons #NASANewHorizons

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 12:39:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Cancel the whole rollout for one minor error that only affects one client and isn't even visible. You fucking cunts

Monday, July 13, 2015 03:04:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

The Arabian music on Narinder's skype during this rollout needs to stop.

Monday, July 13, 2015 12:49:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'd also commit crimes to be at an Everclear concert right now

Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:16:30 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm sorry, but ain't nothing better than coming home from school in '98, throwing on VH1 and watching Semisonic's Closing Time.

Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:14:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Soccer players are just the hottest. Hey @MalJNew didn't you play soccer? yeahhhhhhhhhhpppp

Friday, July 10, 2015 11:58:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude. Just realized I've been working with php since like 2002 and v 4x...

I'm an antique...

Friday, July 10, 2015 09:57:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Bells. I can't even get drunk anymore off beer but it gets you drunk

Friday, July 10, 2015 08:39:50 PM from Twitter for Android