Ya fuked up. Windows aren't aligned bro #3WTC http://t.co/sEs8JSyfKj
Get lawst. That was kicked in
GET LAWST
It's 2015. If you use a browser popup window/separate page for a datepicker, that is shameful. So 90s. CC: @TDBank_US http://t.co/XozXXnllAb
O hay. You guys took away our Summer Fridays? NBD, I'll just take off the first three Fridays in June
So there were some music awards last night?
If my dentures ever fall out at my 102nd bday party, please euthanize me: http://t.co/siHLfsjEi1
@TWC_Help OK, as long as its an issue in the area and not just me. But seriously, every form of support gives a different answer
@TWC_Help want to tell me why your internet is down yet again? Chat said loose wires outside. why does this happens every week
@TWC_Help tell your idiot technicians to screw the fucking wires in tighter on the poles.
@TWC_NYNJ WHY do I have another outage. Every other week. This is ridiculous. Please escalate
RT @KFCBarstool: No exaggeration I'd probably rather be in jail than be at the Preakness with no functioning bathrooms
Pretty sure I almost pissed my pants and kidneys almost exploded out of karma/sacrilege.
Oh the Preakness... I may or may not have convinced a Jesuit to move a final exam for me back in '10 to make an appearance.
Who the fuck has their wedding reception at a lower Manhattan beer garden on a Friday night? Christ