Omg stop doing that. FUCK
Wednesday, May 27, 2015 09:41:17 PM from Twitter for Android
"Sometimes, you just want to shake a bitch" -@kevinrose
Wednesday, May 27, 2015 09:36:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Everyone sucks
Wednesday, May 27, 2015 09:27:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm about to instigate so hard right now
Wednesday, May 27, 2015 08:03:33 PM from Twitter for Android
@NYCTSubway at 46th st M/R. Why 2 Manhattan bound Ms in a row? There are never enough R trains. Been here 30 mins.
Wednesday, May 27, 2015 12:26:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Just saved these joke shops $5.80/hr in unused servers. This means I get Summer Fridays back, right?
Looks like Time Warner's SSO is vulnerable to LogJam. New Chrome blocks it. Company can't do anything right. http://t.co/Or6MzeF9Ow
Also, text selection is all fucked up in Chrome Canary. I know it's beta but it's usually been solid. Been shit lately.
I'm going to charge fucking time warner for the extra electric
My cocksucking modem keeps rebooting, IP changed and fucking Time Warner won't give it to me. I need to turn off my fucking air conditioner
This fucking shit in a tagged release branch doesn't even compile.
Full train #3 arrived at the station and no one was able to get on. @mta: cunts.
Cuncel da Summer Fridays while we're at it also. No fun allowed! No fun allowed!
Cuncel da MTA
@TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ also, the only way to get your attention is twitter. No one else fixes it unless I tweet about it