They're waiting for the winter to freeze the  ice  for my coolatta at dunkins #moovit

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 11:59:48 AM from Twitter for Android

OMG MOTOROLA EVENT #needanewmotox

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 09:02:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

@TWC_Help Figure out why my speed is bullshit right now and please fix it. I have work to do in the morning http://t.co/duAZzxgZnP

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 02:28:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

I legit lugged three laptops home from the bar #felloffthetruck #justkidding

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:24:26 AM from Twitter for Android

.@MTA why would you cunts only open one lane on the 59th St. bridge? No ones even fuckin working. Grease that union shitheads

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:10:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Sorry, not into Queen. Only one ever not into it. Sorry not sorry.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:06:50 AM from Twitter for Android

I have to release software at 7am tho

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:00:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Although Vinny, Lanny and Mal are all smoking cigarettes in the cab for an extra negotiated tip. Gross, bit not BO

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:00:32 AM from Twitter for Android

So 11k? Not 56k?

Monday, July 27, 2015 11:59:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. I think I did the math wrong http://t.co/J6Q3ZaK5fN

Monday, July 27, 2015 11:59:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Cabbie is ripe right now. By ripe? Onions. By onions? BO aka no deodorant.

Monday, July 27, 2015 11:52:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm drunk and doing math and tweeting at NASA to confirm my New Horizons data rate. Need to get my life together #geek

Monday, July 27, 2015 10:36:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@NASA @NASANewHorizons is this correct? We can get almost double 56k back from New Horizons? http://t.co/xnVrvZ9eQo

Monday, July 27, 2015 10:35:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Can we get a puppy? @MalJNew

Monday, July 27, 2015 10:30:25 PM from Twitter for Android