Thought 2 on Google Photos: It's everything I disliked about Apple syncing photos to iCloud ;). Convenient but annoying

Friday, May 29, 2015 01:50:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is literally what we pay our designers hundreds of thousands to create. Fucking misspelled powerpoint 1998 shit http://t.co/qlXH1EygOE

Friday, May 29, 2015 11:26:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

Most senior asshole here getting shit on

Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

What the fuck did I do wrong in life that I ended up on call two weekends in a row. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

🎵Went to the station caught a boat downtown. I hope it doesn't fall off the track and I drown🎵

Friday, May 29, 2015 08:11:11 AM from Twitter for Android

@BarstoolJJ Got an AJ Burnett #34 jersey once. At least his name wasn't on it.

In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet

Thursday, May 28, 2015 07:16:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Chrome Canary has been an unstable, buggy piece of shit lately

Thursday, May 28, 2015 04:14:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Hi. You have one day to create a new build script and deploy a new app. It doesn't compile yet tho. BTW, let's sit in meetings for hours"

Thursday, May 28, 2015 03:38:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Will you shut the fuck up? Under no circumstances is it acceptable to blabber for fucking 10 mins straight when I have shit to do.

Thursday, May 28, 2015 01:51:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bitch put the AC on in this cab. Too bougie for this hot sticky shit

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:58:05 AM from Twitter for Android

The fact that I'm not at this shit means I work at a piece of shit fake wannabe startup. https://t.co/mJRh0u9DSn

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:35:18 AM from Twitter for Android

7:30aontenance and I'm still reluctantly at the fuckin bar

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:27:38 AM from Twitter for Android

@portfolioso I realize I spelled it wrong but whatever

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:32:44 AM from Twitter for Android

The fuck do I agree to this shit for

Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:04:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel DA society

Wednesday, May 27, 2015 09:42:02 PM from Twitter for Android