"Yo. If I die sitting in a table, write 'Pussy' on my tombstone" -Nick

Wednesday, June 03, 2015 08:29:52 PM from Twitter for Android

deez nuts: https://t.co/6OLNarGsLs

Wednesday, June 03, 2015 05:14:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our security guy is now sending us one ticket per vulnerability. We have scheduled patching you fucking idiot

Wednesday, June 03, 2015 04:04:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dumb motherfucker's been here 7 years and doesn't know how to reset her password on the system she's SELLING to people. I GIVE UP

Wednesday, June 03, 2015 04:01:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

LOL at Microsoft's fix... They didn't actually fix the overflow... They just prevent the message from being delivered in the new clients

Wednesday, June 03, 2015 11:01:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

I haven't had this much fun since the AIM buffer overflow html exploits back in 2002-2006

Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:58:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

Everyone go ahead and crash everyone's Skypes by sending this string from a Mac or Windows 8 client

http://:

Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:54:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

DOM ≠ DNS you fucking Vice President asshole

Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:33:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

This city is going to shit with this moron https://t.co/WP3kx9TKCF

Tuesday, June 02, 2015 05:45:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Homeboy just dropped a delivery to my desk and I have absolutely no fucking idea what I'm going to do with this package for a day or so...

Tuesday, June 02, 2015 05:12:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

This fucking guy... They should tape his mouth shut and let him starve to death http://t.co/RI63pUuuHo

Tuesday, June 02, 2015 04:32:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh. They pushed a bug about dialing 911. Who gives a shit about 911. I want Lollipop. Scratch that. Just give me an M dev build

Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:45:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

DID VERIZON JUST PUSH LOLLIPOP FOR THE FIRST GEN MOTO X?

Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:24:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Every. Single. Day. With these Subway delays. @NYCTSubway

Tuesday, June 02, 2015 08:33:20 AM from Twitter for Android