"Yo. If I die sitting in a table, write 'Pussy' on my tombstone" -Nick
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 08:29:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Our security guy is now sending us one ticket per vulnerability. We have scheduled patching you fucking idiot
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 04:04:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
Dumb motherfucker's been here 7 years and doesn't know how to reset her password on the system she's SELLING to people. I GIVE UP
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 04:01:08 PM from Twitter Web Client
LOL at Microsoft's fix... They didn't actually fix the overflow... They just prevent the message from being delivered in the new clients
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 11:01:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
I haven't had this much fun since the AIM buffer overflow html exploits back in 2002-2006
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:58:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Everyone go ahead and crash everyone's Skypes by sending this string from a Mac or Windows 8 client
http://:
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:54:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
DOM ≠ DNS you fucking Vice President asshole
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:33:43 AM from Twitter Web Client
This city is going to shit with this moron https://t.co/WP3kx9TKCF
Homeboy just dropped a delivery to my desk and I have absolutely no fucking idea what I'm going to do with this package for a day or so...
This fucking guy... They should tape his mouth shut and let him starve to death http://t.co/RI63pUuuHo
Oh. They pushed a bug about dialing 911. Who gives a shit about 911. I want Lollipop. Scratch that. Just give me an M dev build
DID VERIZON JUST PUSH LOLLIPOP FOR THE FIRST GEN MOTO X?
Every. Single. Day. With these Subway delays. @NYCTSubway