What kind of dumb bitch would drink water that 1) has a known toxic spill and 2) Has known toxic waste in it. http://t.co/mnnU0wJs7f
Whoops. I meant to say 2) Looks that color... I said the same thing twice.
Anyone who actually purchased Whole Foods' "asparagus water" should be executed for stupidity. Can't have the stupid genes in the pool.
EPA: "Welp, we were trying to clean up shit but instead we accidentally dumped 3 mil gallons into the river."
Assholes should go to prison
I'm in an aggressive, no bullshit mood this morning. I'm already ready to start punching our idiot L1 support reps in the face.
This Metro North train is rocking so violently im seasick. I don't even get seasick
Saturday, August 08, 2015 10:59:37 AM from Twitter for Android
Bums all over this shithole city. Bill: get lawst http://t.co/9HMiboq5bs
Friday, August 07, 2015 07:18:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Gunjan: "They made this Indian food the white person way"
zzZZZzzZZzZZZ. Don't want to hear all this boring babble. I want some Trump flame wars.
Thursday, August 06, 2015 09:33:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jeb looked like a toolbag staring Trump down
Thursday, August 06, 2015 09:25:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
LOL Donald Trump
Thursday, August 06, 2015 09:12:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Docent_Steve Hahah, it was awesome and noms though
Thursday, August 06, 2015 09:02:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Google Hangouts. Made a WiFi call on it and the person couldn't hear dick
Thursday, August 06, 2015 08:20:15 PM from Twitter for Android
@Docent_Steve One year ago hahaha. Plus, you found it and called me out on it! http://t.co/E5tIQ4ipVg
Thursday, August 06, 2015 08:02:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I guess we finally figured out we needed to fire the director of frontend after the whole frontend team quit. #toolate #jokeshop
Wednesday, August 05, 2015 02:38:46 PM from Twitter for Android