Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@TWC_NYNJ Are you guys absolutely for real? ANOTHER OUTAGE? I am in the middle if a very important maintenance for work

@TWC_NYNJ this is a complete joke at this point. I cannot get one week of stable internet access

@TWC_NYNJ My next bill better be free. You keep doing remediations but I'd rather have working internet and you not hear from me.

@TWC_NYNJ why does your service suck? I just had two techs here last week and verified all lines splitters and signals were good. COME ON

@TWC_NYNJ holy hell it's working again by some kind of quantum chromodynamics theory or something

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New QA manager started today and cannot follow simple login instructions

AXELROD

I get to take a drink girl back to Regis. Said me never from 2006-2010

RT @_Frankalank: It's no coincidence that the people who work the hardest are the most successful.

THE PECAN SANDIES ARE AT THE LEVEE AND IF THEY DON'T PLAY AEROPLANES I WILL RIOT

I may or may not have clogged a Regis already.

They decided to give us lunch every other week. Today is sausage day, and Russian women always get mistranslated: http://t.co/4fh7pAkE1U

I can't get fucking github to work with putty, plink and pageant. This is pissing me off.

@MalJNew suck it so hard. You got all the backup

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

I might actually die in this cab. Didn't have fireball and this shit smells like fireball

Son of a bitch. Toppi just made me do another Jameson