@thomaswood @MTA yes they are. Even Chicago does contactless payments
Just figured it out. My Twitter is the Amanda Bynes meltdown equivalent, except in the tech industry.
I'll bet you this suit gets so hard when he clicks approve on change requests. MAD POWER BRO
Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit
This veal parm sangwich I got from Mama Carmela's is bigger than my forearm
This horse shit assed release is preventing like half of these motherfuckers from logging in. Let's focus on that and not how I fucked up
THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM SUCKS A DICK
Big Sexy Bartolo Colon has more points than every pitcher I own in fantasy except Gerrit Cole. And my team's doing really well
Gotta make sure they get that change control ticket in tho. Not that there's one for the same maintenance we couldn't get right the 1st time
F- rollout for all teams involved. Dev team for bugs, another team for config stupidity, me for being dyslexic and suits for overreacting!
Hey! My rollback scripts actually work!
Two new errors in the logs with the new deployment: EVERYONE PANIC
@TWC_NYNJ why does your service suck? I just had two techs here last week and verified all lines splitters and signals were good. COME ON
@TWC_NYNJ holy hell it's working again by some kind of quantum chromodynamics theory or something