Nobody wants to hear this fucking bumbling idiot taking about idiotic things while smart people are actually doing a hands on maintenance
Remember that time I confused two white people at the Willie Nelson concert?
Friday, August 14, 2015 11:29:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Test tweet from Windows 10 client
Friday, August 14, 2015 08:04:08 PM from Twitter for Windows
We must #FundEducation to #LetGirlsLearn & lead—@erna_solberg come to #GlobalCitizen Festival & support education http://t.co/w7HQv2haRt
I really don't like Samsung Galaxy phones. No one cares about your stupid press announcement. Go away.
Africa just marked 1 year w/o a case of #polio. @TonyAbbottMHR @David_Cameron now commit to ending polio for good at this year's #CHOGM
I'm at Celebrate Brooklyn!/Prospect Park Bandshell in Brooklyn, NY w/ @maljnew https://t.co/tbUr13wwZh
ATTENTION EVERYONE: HOP OFF MY DICK
Seriously. Why do you need me to get anything done. Shut up and figure it out like I can.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015 04:17:20 PM from Twitter Web Client
Once again, what kind of idiot asshole picks the stall next to you in the shitter when they're all empty. Buffer zone, bro.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015 10:59:25 AM from Twitter for Android
You can't lose to a fuckin last place team in 16 innings. Just can't. This is a playoff race. Christ.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015 10:56:20 AM from Twitter Web Client
@MalJNew I warned ya.
Tuesday, August 11, 2015 01:19:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
http://t.co/RAs3tsJExS @Fantasy_Mania @Onethirdof3x5
Tuesday, August 11, 2015 12:04:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm a Special Ed on these drums. davidddddddddd come show me some things
Monday, August 10, 2015 09:27:25 PM from Twitter for Android