@thomaswood @MTA yes they are. Even Chicago does contactless payments

In reply to @thomaswood's tweet

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 04:36:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Just figured it out. My Twitter is the Amanda Bynes meltdown equivalent, except in the tech industry.

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 04:31:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I'll bet you this suit gets so hard when he clicks approve on change requests. MAD POWER BRO

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 04:25:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 04:03:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

This veal parm sangwich I got from Mama Carmela's is bigger than my forearm

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 03:31:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

This horse shit assed release is preventing like half of these motherfuckers from logging in. Let's focus on that and not how I fucked up

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 02:27:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM SUCKS A DICK

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 12:02:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Big Sexy Bartolo Colon has more points than every pitcher I own in fantasy except Gerrit Cole. And my team's doing really well

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 11:25:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Gotta make sure they get that change control ticket in tho. Not that there's one for the same maintenance we couldn't get right the 1st time

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 10:37:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

F- rollout for all teams involved. Dev team for bugs, another team for config stupidity, me for being dyslexic and suits for overreacting!

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 09:45:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

I suck

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 09:41:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hey! My rollback scripts actually work!

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 09:38:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Two new errors in the logs with the new deployment: EVERYONE PANIC

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 08:38:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

@TWC_NYNJ why does your service suck? I just had two techs here last week and verified all lines splitters and signals were good. COME ON

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 02:19:35 AM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_NYNJ holy hell it's working again by some kind of quantum chromodynamics theory or something

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, June 09, 2015 02:26:23 AM from Twitter for Android