I can see Phil Jackson or the Dolans getting into some hot water with the Latvian mob and forced to draft that kid. "Draft or we keel you."

Friday, June 26, 2015 08:33:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Remember that time in college when I destroyed a guy's Confederate flag? I must have been ahead of my time.

Thursday, June 25, 2015 07:18:35 PM from Twitter for Android

To the gentleman wheeling around a mini fridge on the subway during rush hour earlier: You're an asshole.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 07:31:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I AM THIS DEFEATED RIGHT NOW
https://t.co/0AMbjGCEd7

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 01:37:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not a single fuck is being given on this call. Everyone is completely ignoring this VP

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:41:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

GoDaddy is a fucking piece of shit. Tried to leave them when they supported SOPA in the day, and their Admin Console is dick.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:30:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Get the fuck off my team, CC Sabbathia edition. Guy sucks a dick

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 09:48:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Let me consult with my internet streaming and licensing specialist, Taylor Swift...

Fucking TSwift... Who do you think you are?

Tuesday, June 23, 2015 01:11:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have to take a huge shit and this meeting has ko end in sight.

Thursday, June 18, 2015 04:17:15 PM from Twitter for Android

STFU. Guy talks too much

Thursday, June 18, 2015 12:20:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Halfway through this juice cleanse and it's already coming out the same way it's going in.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015 10:21:01 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm not giving some piece of shit no name bank my SSN. Youcan keep your fucking $100. Not worth my identity stolen. Fucking scammers.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015 05:52:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Basically have a piece of plastic. No one ever buy this fucking Green Dot shit. I don't need to "register" it. Use AMEX gift cards instead.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015 05:51:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Someone gave me a Green Dot card as a gift and FUCK THEM because it doesn't work like an AMEX gift card... Need to register it with your SSN

Tuesday, June 16, 2015 05:49:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

I think I legit blacked out at the ATM. Don't remember taking my money from the slot, but apparently, I have it.

Tuesday, June 16, 2015 03:55:19 PM from Twitter Web Client