Wouldn't kill them to turn the AC up a little bit at LaGuardia, Murrica's worst ranked airport

Wednesday, July 01, 2015 11:10:46 AM from Twitter for Android

I picked tonight as my drinking night because I have an extra leap second to sober up, cunts.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 10:48:04 PM from Twitter for Android

MFK: Freddy's girl, Gio's girl Or Haas' side girl?

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 09:27:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Tonight we are all conductors

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 09:10:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Pour one out for Vinny. Got my conductor hat on.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 09:08:11 PM from Twitter for Android

"I believe in gay pride, not gay shots" -Father Gio

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 08:53:47 PM from Twitter for Android

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN 😈😈😈😠😠😠😤

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 08:45:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo Haas. Nice job on the cumad

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 08:35:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Murrica. Go soccer... Or whatnot

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 08:32:20 PM from Twitter for Android

It's women's soccer. No one cares

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 08:20:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Why is it that every girl I texted to hang with us at the bar wants to s Vinny's d?

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 08:05:36 PM from Twitter for Android

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 07:28:38 PM from Twitter for Android

To the 24 y/o construction worker @ the bar who kept sayin he made 6 figures: Eat a dick. Some of us work our asses off for shit office jobs

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 06:52:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Damnit @Docent_Steve. Thanks for leaving. All of the oncall overrides are jacked since you left and I went on vacation ;)

PS Enjoyyyyyyy

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 06:15:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

So uhhhh... What 'other' gender exists? I identify as "SUPERMALE" DUH

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 06:10:02 PM from Twitter Web Client