These cocksucking consultants in India just paged my oncall because a fucking dev environment was down. #die
Thursday, September 03, 2015 05:11:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
@NYCTSubway that was earlier. One showed up but holy shit the MTA is going to make me leave new york
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:43:51 PM from Twitter for Android
@NYCTSubway 59th st
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:43:21 PM from Twitter for Android
@NYCTSubway WHY were there 5 Queens bound N/Q trains in a row? Some of us need the R.
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:34:44 PM from Twitter for Android
The internet on the west coast is all jacked right now
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 01:40:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, the @MTA sucks 12 dicks. Reliable service, cunts http://t.co/YTEeweBFjd
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 12:37:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
What the fuck @GooglePlay Music? Your playlists don't advance anymore? It's like Repeat-1 is stuck. Playing the same shit looping
Tuesday, September 01, 2015 05:41:23 PM from Twitter Web Client
Watching gramps diagram our cabinet move is the most painful thing ever.
Tuesday, September 01, 2015 02:25:41 PM from Twitter for Android
@Windows 10 + @Skype are being cocksuckers right now. When someone sends you a skype image, it asks you which program to use EVERY TIME.
@__JLu party animal. Guy goes to Miami and Vegas in one shot. #ballin'
Sunday, August 30, 2015 02:47:06 AM from Twitter for Android
Ordered Dominos at 12:40. It's still not here. The only acceptable excuse is the delivery guy died in a car accident. #cunts
Sunday, August 30, 2015 02:15:41 AM from Twitter for Android
My grandpa and I salute each other when we fart
Sunday, August 30, 2015 01:03:07 AM from Twitter for Android
Clogged the fuckin toilet at the bar. It was a single bathroom. #sorrynotsorrygetbetterplumbingishitalot
Sunday, August 30, 2015 12:35:05 AM from Twitter for Android