From a Microsoft survey... This question has come a long way since male/female http://t.co/6KlW1WHARX

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 06:09:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

So uhhhh... What 'other' gender exists? I identify as "SUPERMALE" DUH

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 06:10:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm hammered right now

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 06:04:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our security guy is a cunt

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 05:58:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

BRB. Emergency trip to this titty bar

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 04:31:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

is the keg open yet. Mas booze por favor

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 02:37:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

If you don't think I'm going to bikini bar at 4, you're sadly mistaken. Yes I'm working today. Yes, I did more than my whole team combined.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 01:52:26 PM from Twitter for Android

"She was dating this guy with thick black

glasses" -@MalJNew

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 01:42:09 PM from Twitter for Android

This Kim Jung Un looking motherfucker should walk faster and get out of my way on the sidewalk

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 12:55:03 PM from Twitter for Android

A+ mix from the All-Star Rapalong category on @GooglePlayMusic. Happy Tuesday! http://t.co/22uP5hosd5

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 08:31:26 AM from Twitter for Android

#Wishing you have received it by the end up in a couple weeks and then delete the message was sent from the airport to pick it is addressed

Monday, June 29, 2015 09:57:04 PM from Twitter for Android

In my next tweet, I will pick a word and let my dictionary suggest the next word and see what sentence it makes...

Monday, June 29, 2015 09:56:23 PM from Twitter for Android

"Aren't you glad that instead of sleeping in you're riding around with me in a UHaul." YES Pat, I am.

Saturday, June 27, 2015 09:22:03 AM from Twitter for Android

#penis2010
cc: @__JLu, @MalJNew

PS: LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://t.co/ngVKjSRx6y

Friday, June 26, 2015 05:07:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

The one time I bring lunch these fucking cunts clean the fridge and throw it out

Friday, June 26, 2015 01:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android