From a Microsoft survey... This question has come a long way since male/female http://t.co/6KlW1WHARX
So uhhhh... What 'other' gender exists? I identify as "SUPERMALE" DUH
I'm hammered right now
Our security guy is a cunt
BRB. Emergency trip to this titty bar
is the keg open yet. Mas booze por favor
If you don't think I'm going to bikini bar at 4, you're sadly mistaken. Yes I'm working today. Yes, I did more than my whole team combined.
"She was dating this guy with thick black
glasses" -@MalJNew
This Kim Jung Un looking motherfucker should walk faster and get out of my way on the sidewalk
A+ mix from the All-Star Rapalong category on @GooglePlayMusic. Happy Tuesday! http://t.co/22uP5hosd5
#Wishing you have received it by the end up in a couple weeks and then delete the message was sent from the airport to pick it is addressed
Shit makes no sense
In my next tweet, I will pick a word and let my dictionary suggest the next word and see what sentence it makes...
"Aren't you glad that instead of sleeping in you're riding around with me in a UHaul." YES Pat, I am.
Saturday, June 27, 2015 09:22:03 AM from Twitter for Android
#penis2010
cc: @__JLu, @MalJNew
PS: LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://t.co/ngVKjSRx6y
The one time I bring lunch these fucking cunts clean the fridge and throw it out