My boy Danny's here. Borderline degenerate. It's like we're in Wildwood, except we're in Queens
Jesus Christ, CC. You suck at life
Can't even filter by "submitted by" for user stories in our agile tracking software. Piece of crap
Just crashed a taxi's point of sale by trying to pay with @googlewallet / NFC on my phone. Buggy POS (pun intended)
Thursday, July 23, 2015 11:51:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Shouldn't have had Mexican for lunch AND dinner yesterday. I'm at an all day offsite meeting. Use your imagination
I fuckin hate Serge
I'm not pissing next to these two suits.
Let's all go to the bar and take body shots off Vinny
"I take one lens out so I can wink at bitches" http://t.co/cfya7o5Ap3
Get a load of Cuba making medical breakthroughs: http://t.co/Lbavm3De7B
Merica. No longer on top,
Confirmed: The Minion in the McDonalds happy meal does indeed say "what the fuck."
Saturday, July 18, 2015 09:48:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Dat show tho. I just
Thursday, July 16, 2015 11:41:36 PM from Twitter for Android
I cannot believe I'm seeing my bff Dave and the awesome Foo Fighters at Citifield. Zomgz
Thursday, July 16, 2015 08:34:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Cabbie legit floored it over a double yellow line to pass someone @MalJNew
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 10:20:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Why are you using Adobe Flash to stream video instead of HTML5? It's not rocket science #askNASA
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 03:18:53 PM from Twitter Web Client