David Justice is probably talking shit about how I can't get his boo that he doesn't even realize I've gotten now. #fuckalexeybear

Friday, August 21, 2015 12:36:11 AM from Twitter for Android

David Justice is now talking shit about the pale girl with he black guy.

Friday, August 21, 2015 12:30:18 AM from Twitter for Android

I listened to the entire Alice in Chains Facelift album this morning and I forgot how absolute badass it was.

Friday, August 21, 2015 12:04:40 AM from Twitter for Android

I mean.. Everyone at my company's celebrating people leaving and we've been drinking for 6 hours already

Friday, August 21, 2015 12:00:15 AM from Twitter for Android

"Fuck Alexeybear I wanna be your boo!" -David Justice looking ember.js guy

Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:59:20 PM from Twitter for Android

78% chance I did. Everyone was staring at me with mad eyes but I still don't know

Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:57:55 PM from Twitter for Android

I may or may not have shattered a glass at the bar tonight but I really can't remember

Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:55:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh word... 10yrs ago I was chillin with the pope in Germany

Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:32:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck we lose to the last place Indians for @MalJNew

Thursday, August 20, 2015 10:52:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I am also officially predicting a repeat of the 2008 recession. Mark my words. The fucking federal reserve ruins everything.

Thursday, August 20, 2015 01:59:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Shits gotta stop. I fucking hate hot weather
http://t.co/3i5fO92MuG

Thursday, August 20, 2015 01:53:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

I need to get the fuck out of this deBlasio ruined, bum infested, cesspool of a city.

Monday, August 17, 2015 01:15:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Cunts http://t.co/ep7J54k77Q

Monday, August 17, 2015 01:14:07 PM from Twitter for Android

This is the MOST useless call in this history of all meetings ever

Monday, August 17, 2015 11:01:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Then they wonder why half the fucking tech team quit.

Monday, August 17, 2015 10:55:00 AM from Twitter Web Client