Someone care to explain to me why this toilet seat needs to be plugged in? http://t.co/Ml81832RLM

Monday, June 15, 2015 08:47:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Cape May Washington Commons in West Cape May, NJ w/ @maljnew https://t.co/LuhX7Yy5Fw

Saturday, June 13, 2015 07:45:07 PM from Foursquare

Two 60+ yr old cougars just asked us if there were any cops on the beach.

Saturday, June 13, 2015 01:05:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Waitress at the breakfast spot with the "I love sausage" shirt made me lolz. Yeah ya do gurrrl

Friday, June 12, 2015 10:30:34 AM from Twitter for Android

All the rage in south Jersey and Philly. 5.9% abv root beer. Tastes like normal root beer. Next fireball. Watch http://t.co/4ZM5w3umvo

Thursday, June 11, 2015 08:09:20 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @_Frankalank: Is bae short for bacon or is that just a coincidence?

Thursday, June 11, 2015 07:30:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Just ate a frozen Charleston Chew off the floor. Get on my level

Thursday, June 11, 2015 07:30:08 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu NOPE. So proprietary and suitlike.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Thursday, June 11, 2015 07:26:48 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 NO. NO. NO. Went down the shore. Fuck NYC when its 90

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:56:33 PM from Twitter for Android

I just accidentally drunkenly threw my FAV red starburst off this balcony and princess @MalJNew got it for me

Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:55:54 PM from Twitter for Android

We're blasting Mary J. Blige. Blow me.

Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:50:24 PM from Twitter for Android

"Joe. You're a delightful mess"

Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:42:50 PM from Twitter for Android

@mustang_sarah @google @googlecalendar doesn't happen on Android

In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet

Thursday, June 11, 2015 04:07:57 PM from Twitter for Android

My next phone might have a USB-C port!!! Fuck all this micro USB 2006 shit where they wear out and aren't reversible

Thursday, June 11, 2015 01:23:39 AM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev Quick q. If I never used AiProtection ad blocker and flash 378.54_1 to my RT-AC68U, do I still need to run those commands?

Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:41:09 AM from Twitter Web Client