Someone care to explain to me why this toilet seat needs to be plugged in? http://t.co/Ml81832RLM
I'm at Cape May Washington Commons in West Cape May, NJ w/ @maljnew https://t.co/LuhX7Yy5Fw
Two 60+ yr old cougars just asked us if there were any cops on the beach.
Saturday, June 13, 2015 01:05:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Waitress at the breakfast spot with the "I love sausage" shirt made me lolz. Yeah ya do gurrrl
All the rage in south Jersey and Philly. 5.9% abv root beer. Tastes like normal root beer. Next fireball. Watch http://t.co/4ZM5w3umvo
Thursday, June 11, 2015 08:09:20 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @_Frankalank: Is bae short for bacon or is that just a coincidence?
Thursday, June 11, 2015 07:30:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Just ate a frozen Charleston Chew off the floor. Get on my level
Thursday, June 11, 2015 07:30:08 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu NOPE. So proprietary and suitlike.
Thursday, June 11, 2015 07:26:48 PM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 NO. NO. NO. Went down the shore. Fuck NYC when its 90
Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:56:33 PM from Twitter for Android
I just accidentally drunkenly threw my FAV red starburst off this balcony and princess @MalJNew got it for me
Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:55:54 PM from Twitter for Android
We're blasting Mary J. Blige. Blow me.
Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:50:24 PM from Twitter for Android
"Joe. You're a delightful mess"
Thursday, June 11, 2015 06:42:50 PM from Twitter for Android
@mustang_sarah @google @googlecalendar doesn't happen on Android
Thursday, June 11, 2015 04:07:57 PM from Twitter for Android
My next phone might have a USB-C port!!! Fuck all this micro USB 2006 shit where they wear out and aren't reversible
Thursday, June 11, 2015 01:23:39 AM from Twitter for Android
@RMerlinDev Quick q. If I never used AiProtection ad blocker and flash 378.54_1 to my RT-AC68U, do I still need to run those commands?
Wednesday, June 10, 2015 10:41:09 AM from Twitter Web Client