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6 trains going the other way though #fuckingmta

First day back. 0 trains showing up and there's some parade for women's soccer to get in my way

Got some drink coupons I have no business having

Protip: phones done interfere with airplane electronics

Not in airplane mode and were taking off. Sue me

LaGuardia airport ranked worst airport in all of the US of A.

Ladies and gentlemen.... New York. Greatest city in the world with the world's worst infrastructure.

Pilot: "Delay is due to air traffic issues at LaGuardia. They do this to us all the time"

Not thunderstorms ya fuckin cunts

Couple issues on this flight: 1) I already broke the seal. 2) I smell like a bar and there's a kid next to me I'm a bad influence towards

@TylerMJones @tomwcleary we should've just let them secede from the union

Flight got delayed so I accidentally went to the brewery and drank a lot

@Fantasy_Mania Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like ... http://t.co/sbrq8PLUNZ

Good lookin' guy, that Ben Affleck

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