Why did the @googlecalendar Android app use 18% of my battery today and I didn't even open it once. Come on http://t.co/MLvjTUd0hL
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 03:00:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Google really needs to organize their emoji menu better on Android on the grounds that I can NEVER find the poop emoji. Why's it with faces?
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 12:32:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Amazon Prime fire sale is BOSS. Too bad I don't need anything
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 11:44:57 AM from Twitter Web Client
This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 04:07:32 AM from Twitter Web Client
"She should've kept on the bottle" -@MalJNew
Great excuse: I'd do it but I'm gonna be camping that day
Did Tex do a little grab ass or am I seeing things? @BarstoolJJ
Cincinasty
This fucking guy there like 8 pitches and is averaging over a hundo. Just threw 103
This motherfucker's throwing 102
Ken Rosenthal is awful
@MalJNew don't get murdered
@ky9 guy's got fantastic hair
These fuckups http://t.co/yLFvPAJGMH
@TWC_Help Why is my internet out?