Why did the @googlecalendar Android app use 18% of my battery today and I didn't even open it once. Come on http://t.co/MLvjTUd0hL

Wednesday, July 15, 2015 03:00:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Google really needs to organize their emoji menu better on Android on the grounds that I can NEVER find the poop emoji. Why's it with faces?

Wednesday, July 15, 2015 12:32:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Amazon Prime fire sale is BOSS. Too bad I don't need anything

Wednesday, July 15, 2015 11:44:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows

Wednesday, July 15, 2015 04:07:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

"She should've kept on the bottle" -@MalJNew

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:55:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Great excuse: I'd do it but I'm gonna be camping that day

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:54:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Did Tex do a little grab ass or am I seeing things? @BarstoolJJ

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:41:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Cincinasty

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:27:49 PM from Twitter for Android

This fucking guy there like 8 pitches and is averaging over a hundo. Just threw 103

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:25:54 PM from Twitter for Android

This motherfucker's throwing 102

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 11:24:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Ken Rosenthal is awful

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:40:41 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew don't get murdered

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:29:59 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 guy's got fantastic hair

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 10:29:46 PM from Twitter for Android

These fuckups http://t.co/yLFvPAJGMH

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 08:45:14 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help Why is my internet out?

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 08:31:07 PM from Twitter for Android