Jesus Christ, CC. You suck at life
Can't even filter by "submitted by" for user stories in our agile tracking software. Piece of crap
Just crashed a taxi's point of sale by trying to pay with @googlewallet / NFC on my phone. Buggy POS (pun intended)
Thursday, July 23, 2015 11:51:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Shouldn't have had Mexican for lunch AND dinner yesterday. I'm at an all day offsite meeting. Use your imagination
I fuckin hate Serge
I'm not pissing next to these two suits.
Let's all go to the bar and take body shots off Vinny
"I take one lens out so I can wink at bitches" http://t.co/cfya7o5Ap3
Get a load of Cuba making medical breakthroughs: http://t.co/Lbavm3De7B
Merica. No longer on top,
Confirmed: The Minion in the McDonalds happy meal does indeed say "what the fuck."
Saturday, July 18, 2015 09:48:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Dat show tho. I just
Thursday, July 16, 2015 11:41:36 PM from Twitter for Android
I cannot believe I'm seeing my bff Dave and the awesome Foo Fighters at Citifield. Zomgz
Thursday, July 16, 2015 08:34:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Cabbie legit floored it over a double yellow line to pass someone @MalJNew
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 10:20:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Why are you using Adobe Flash to stream video instead of HTML5? It's not rocket science #askNASA
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 03:18:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
Hydra looks like a buncha pixels
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 03:08:41 PM from Twitter Web Client