Asked Pops to unbox/charge my new phone. He pulled a Tobias Fünke response. #thatswhatshesaid http://t.co/1bLkexg8q6
Tuesday, September 22, 2015 02:48:55 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Ticketmaster Sucks and Sends Shitty Email Reminders http://t.co/6SBCQi3D64
Monday, September 21, 2015 05:53:09 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Yanks should save some of these runs for Toronto
Sunday, September 20, 2015 11:19:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC
Sunday, September 20, 2015 08:18:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Need sausage and pep right now
Saturday, September 19, 2015 01:43:17 AM from Twitter for Android
Two antiques just plowed through the karaoke stage
Saturday, September 19, 2015 01:19:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Fully blame the karaoke guy's Mets wallpaper for crashing the karaoke app
Saturday, September 19, 2015 12:15:29 AM from Twitter for Android
I was gonna say midget but isn't little person more politically correct? Like isn't there a show called that with a doctor woman?
Friday, September 18, 2015 11:54:36 PM from Twitter for Android
In other news, I went oncall and there might be a little person here.
Friday, September 18, 2015 11:54:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure this hammered 70something woman is trying to bang by friend right now. #mystatus
Friday, September 18, 2015 11:24:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Really need to poop you guys and this NYC traffic can suck it
Friday, September 18, 2015 10:09:46 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 depends. If they're in college, its very normal. Did it all the time. Barstool took over the Pepsi porch tonight, so that explains it
Friday, September 18, 2015 09:21:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Tonight's fuckin trouble. I can sense it. #gettinhammeredtonight
Friday, September 18, 2015 08:21:52 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm about to start a Jock Jams party in the office, you guys
Friday, September 18, 2015 05:25:07 PM from Twitter Web Client