Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This dude at the bar right now is legit Bruce from Family Guy http://t.co/1rp7XQsk11

I'm kinda hoping this bartendress is a little lezzie for Mal so we can have a threesome

They were talking about conditioner and brushing hair, so my chances just went up a notch #yeahbuddy

Overheard at the bar: "Taylor Swift has the eyes of a Chinese man masturbator"

More of a Katy Perry fan myself. Better boobs.

eh who the fuck am I kidding. Was always more of an ass man. Just ask Simmons.They called me Spanky in college.

@BadPointer Quoted your boss in an email

This isn't a temporary solution. It'll prevent exceptions from occurring. The long term solution is to rewrite the UI (which is not a joke)

Google Play music/movies is all jacked up right now.

Am I going to hell that I'm more excited for Pearl Jam on Sunday than the Pope? #PopeinNYC

Shame the Yanks didn't win one for Yogi yesterday

Thank Christ summer is over. Bring on the cold

GOD MISERABLE DAMNIT. Just 1 hour after I went on call, just went to bed and I get a motherfucking alert.

Why can't you get a blown save and then a save for re-saving the game?

How the hell am I supposed to win the world series in fantasy when my boy Miller is blowing saves over here like a joker

@ky9 Please always keep tweeting ridic things your students say.

In reply to @ky9's tweet