I have to release software at 7am tho

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:00:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Although Vinny, Lanny and Mal are all smoking cigarettes in the cab for an extra negotiated tip. Gross, bit not BO

Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:00:32 AM from Twitter for Android

So 11k? Not 56k?

Monday, July 27, 2015 11:59:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. I think I did the math wrong http://t.co/J6Q3ZaK5fN

Monday, July 27, 2015 11:59:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Cabbie is ripe right now. By ripe? Onions. By onions? BO aka no deodorant.

Monday, July 27, 2015 11:52:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm drunk and doing math and tweeting at NASA to confirm my New Horizons data rate. Need to get my life together #geek

Monday, July 27, 2015 10:36:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@NASA @NASANewHorizons is this correct? We can get almost double 56k back from New Horizons? http://t.co/xnVrvZ9eQo

Monday, July 27, 2015 10:35:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Can we get a puppy? @MalJNew

Monday, July 27, 2015 10:30:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I just realized it's only Monday and I'm already at the bar

Monday, July 27, 2015 09:20:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo barkeep. Stop talking to broad barkeep and get me a drink.

Monday, July 27, 2015 08:53:36 PM from Twitter for Android

VMWareTools is a huge pain in the fuckin ass

Monday, July 27, 2015 05:10:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Better not disappoint. https://t.co/2A4QIMSkFE

Monday, July 27, 2015 01:35:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cut me off again and I'm moving to Andrew's team, cunt

Monday, July 27, 2015 11:03:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

.@NYCTSubway I can crawl backwards on broken glass faster than the southbound 4/5 in Manhattan. How dare your status says good service.

Monday, July 27, 2015 09:02:40 AM from Twitter for Android

My boy Danny's here. Borderline degenerate. It's like we're in Wildwood, except we're in Queens

Friday, July 24, 2015 09:25:46 PM from Twitter for Android