They are moshing to Andrew WK at this wedding right now. #mystatus

Saturday, September 05, 2015 09:44:02 PM from Twitter for Android

My life is a joke. You can't even make this shit up

Saturday, September 05, 2015 06:50:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Sick customer your fuckin ass. Get the asshole off the train and move along.

Friday, September 04, 2015 04:11:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@MTA cunts

Friday, September 04, 2015 04:07:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck the fuckin MTA. Legit my last day in this city before vacation & they're being miserable cunts just turning fuckin local trains express

Friday, September 04, 2015 04:07:08 PM from Twitter for Android

@NYCTSubway why would you take a queens bound R train at queens plaza and turn it express? Rude.

Friday, September 04, 2015 04:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I've got a 10am with my VP and I usually roll in at like 10:30 son. #welpshit

Friday, September 04, 2015 12:06:44 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @sadserver: the first stage of deployment is "denial"

Thursday, September 03, 2015 10:50:43 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG. Everything was configured just fine, but it's because they merged fuckin code in from 3 versions ago and the app broke. #shitsgottastop

Thursday, September 03, 2015 05:27:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

These cocksucking consultants in India just paged my oncall because a fucking dev environment was down. #die

Thursday, September 03, 2015 05:11:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

RAGEFEST

Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:50:04 PM from Twitter for Android

@NYCTSubway that was earlier. One showed up but holy shit the MTA is going to make me leave new york

In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet

Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:43:51 PM from Twitter for Android

@NYCTSubway 59th st

In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet

Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:43:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@NYCTSubway WHY were there 5 Queens bound N/Q trains in a row? Some of us need the R.

Wednesday, September 02, 2015 07:34:44 PM from Twitter for Android

The internet on the west coast is all jacked right now

Wednesday, September 02, 2015 01:40:59 PM from Twitter Web Client