To end open defecation we need to talk about it. @JimKim_WBG & @sesamestreet have an important message, WATCH: http://t.co/3sg73yiDJ7

Monday, August 03, 2015 11:14:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

We are 1% away from ending polio for good—@dfat @CanadaFP will you make #polio a priority at this year’s #CHOGM? #whatnext

Monday, August 03, 2015 11:13:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

You'll need to excuse my upcoming Twitter feed spam. Trying to get those Pearl Jam tickets. Also, we should probably eradicate polio too

Monday, August 03, 2015 11:13:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

Is it me, or is Gmail all jacked up right now? Seems like Google had issues every time I tried to use it. Hmph

Monday, August 03, 2015 01:04:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

Is it me, or is Google and Google Maps down/really slow right now? Had to use Bing and it worked like a charm

Sunday, August 02, 2015 12:38:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Needless to say, we probably should get a more powerful message queuing server. http://t.co/BkTnmjPtro

Saturday, August 01, 2015 10:01:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Fantasy_Mania I'll be Lessahhhhds in person proxy for his team picks

In reply to @Fantasy_Mania's tweet

Saturday, August 01, 2015 03:33:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Whenever this cheating bitch is out with us, it destroys my hope for society

Friday, July 31, 2015 12:23:02 AM from Twitter for Android

Yeah wifeys giving the side piece the runaround for sure #bluestravleler

Thursday, July 30, 2015 11:09:35 PM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help put a space between the username & who you're replying to so it doesn't show up in everyone's feeds and the person gets the tweet

In reply to @TWC_Help's tweet

Thursday, July 30, 2015 11:00:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Crushin karaoke, bitches. Maybe I'm a little drunk but my voice is stellar right now. #modest

Thursday, July 30, 2015 10:53:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Cheating wifey over here judging my boy for being a player. JEEZ

Thursday, July 30, 2015 09:11:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC. Way to blow a 3-0 lead, useless bitch

Thursday, July 30, 2015 08:47:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio what is the one thing MeatLoaf wouldn't do for love?

Thursday, July 30, 2015 08:29:11 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio if I hear oh Sherrie or Rosanna one more time I'm jumping off the world trade #jk

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Thursday, July 30, 2015 08:05:46 PM from Twitter for Android