Gunjan: "They made this Indian food the white person way"

Friday, August 07, 2015 12:37:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

zzZZZzzZZzZZZ. Don't want to hear all this boring babble. I want some Trump flame wars.

Thursday, August 06, 2015 09:33:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jeb looked like a toolbag staring Trump down

Thursday, August 06, 2015 09:25:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

LOL Donald Trump

Thursday, August 06, 2015 09:12:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Docent_Steve Hahah, it was awesome and noms though

In reply to @Docent_Steve's tweet

Thursday, August 06, 2015 09:02:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ Google Hangouts. Made a WiFi call on it and the person couldn't hear dick

Thursday, August 06, 2015 08:20:15 PM from Twitter for Android

@Docent_Steve One year ago hahaha. Plus, you found it and called me out on it! http://t.co/E5tIQ4ipVg

Thursday, August 06, 2015 08:02:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I guess we finally figured out we needed to fire the director of frontend after the whole frontend team quit. #toolate #jokeshop

Wednesday, August 05, 2015 02:38:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Why the fuck does Windows 10 keep automatically installing the "Get Office" app. I uninstalled it twice and I already have office. GTFO

Tuesday, August 04, 2015 10:13:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why is this guy here every 5 mins with password problems?
If you can't figure out how to log into basic shit, you shouldn't work here.
Fired

Tuesday, August 04, 2015 03:56:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 @nyJULZmd nah, Yanks are winning it all. Arod for World Series MVP

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Monday, August 03, 2015 09:07:47 PM from Twitter for Android

If I could be anywhere right now, it'd be here: https://t.co/KN7wjfur6W

Monday, August 03, 2015 05:23:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Moto X 2015 is Better Than iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus in Terms of Camera" http://t.co/0DcDrmZVJH @MalJNew suck it

Monday, August 03, 2015 04:09:22 PM from Twitter for Android

I feel like an asshole to my followers for all this because I despise spammers. Sorry. They are good causes though.

Monday, August 03, 2015 11:17:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

.@MFAIceland & @SCpresidenciauy thanks for standing up for women around the world—Now come to #GlobalCitizen Festival & make a commitment!

Monday, August 03, 2015 11:17:03 AM from Twitter Web Client