I'm at Celebrate Brooklyn!/Prospect Park Bandshell in Brooklyn, NY w/ @maljnew https://t.co/tbUr13wwZh
ATTENTION EVERYONE: HOP OFF MY DICK
Seriously. Why do you need me to get anything done. Shut up and figure it out like I can.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015 04:17:20 PM from Twitter Web Client
Once again, what kind of idiot asshole picks the stall next to you in the shitter when they're all empty. Buffer zone, bro.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015 10:59:25 AM from Twitter for Android
You can't lose to a fuckin last place team in 16 innings. Just can't. This is a playoff race. Christ.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015 10:56:20 AM from Twitter Web Client
@MalJNew I warned ya.
Tuesday, August 11, 2015 01:19:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
http://t.co/RAs3tsJExS @Fantasy_Mania @Onethirdof3x5
Tuesday, August 11, 2015 12:04:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm a Special Ed on these drums. davidddddddddd come show me some things
Monday, August 10, 2015 09:27:25 PM from Twitter for Android
What kind of dumb bitch would drink water that 1) has a known toxic spill and 2) Has known toxic waste in it. http://t.co/mnnU0wJs7f
Whoops. I meant to say 2) Looks that color... I said the same thing twice.
Anyone who actually purchased Whole Foods' "asparagus water" should be executed for stupidity. Can't have the stupid genes in the pool.
EPA: "Welp, we were trying to clean up shit but instead we accidentally dumped 3 mil gallons into the river."
Assholes should go to prison
I'm in an aggressive, no bullshit mood this morning. I'm already ready to start punching our idiot L1 support reps in the face.
This Metro North train is rocking so violently im seasick. I don't even get seasick
Saturday, August 08, 2015 10:59:37 AM from Twitter for Android
Bums all over this shithole city. Bill: get lawst http://t.co/9HMiboq5bs
Friday, August 07, 2015 07:18:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Gunjan: "They made this Indian food the white person way"