@Fantasy_Mania Commish when his team wins? #maroon5 https://t.co/dsb6JEnD57

Monday, October 12, 2015 01:50:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone else notice that PCs (Windows 8/10) suck balls with Bluetooth devices? Like they rarely connect and always fuck up. Someone fix it.

Monday, October 12, 2015 09:59:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Lower the fuckin heat on the subways you MTA cunts

Monday, October 12, 2015 08:51:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus fucking Christ ISIS, I can assure you Allah doesn't want you going around raping people and having sex slaves http://t.co/WM3Bq6IuCv

Monday, October 12, 2015 01:03:27 AM from Twitter for Android

False alerts waking me up all night and the primary motherfucker keeps missing them. #cunts #fucksysops

Saturday, October 10, 2015 05:15:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Vinny is now speaking Italian to the cab driver

Friday, October 09, 2015 12:08:43 AM from Twitter for Android

My dude Vinny is destroying this cab driver right now.

Thursday, October 08, 2015 11:58:34 PM from Twitter for Android

YEAHHHHHH NATE. GET. IT. IN http://t.co/gyY9f9iD03

Thursday, October 08, 2015 10:02:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Our new security guy is a cunt. No security dude is reasonable. None of them. Hate them all

Thursday, October 08, 2015 03:07:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Mess

Thursday, October 08, 2015 12:01:36 AM from Twitter for Android

@Billyjune88 bitch you're not gonna rescue me from matchless this week?

Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:43:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude. CC is a fuckin pussy checking in the day before the playoffs. My entire kickball team needs to hang with him in rehab.

Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:33:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Loser company. Loser kickball team. Loser flip cup team. For fuck's sake can we be good at fuckin anything?

Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:21:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone put on Poker Face immijitly @Fantasy_Mania

Sunday, October 04, 2015 10:03:04 PM from Twitter for Android