@NYCTSubway you should fix the AC on 6 train car 7579 by door R1/R2. It's dripping legionnaires infested water all over the place
Sunday, August 23, 2015 02:49:01 PM from Twitter for Android
"I'm saying this with a girl present so it's not sexist" - Edgar
Fuck Samsung. I despise their Android phones. http://t.co/1R5I0mwMnK
Uptown 4 from grand Central. 4. Don't get on the 5
Friday, August 21, 2015 09:51:21 AM from Twitter for Android
LOL... I meant to text this to @RockNationRadio and tweeted it by accident. A crazy...
Friday, August 21, 2015 05:18:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone please make a gif of that meme with those pixelated glasses dropping down over this image: Deal. With. It. https://t.co/4VOdEaenPX
Friday, August 21, 2015 01:31:08 AM from Twitter for Android
David Justice is probably talking shit about how I can't get his boo that he doesn't even realize I've gotten now. #fuckalexeybear
Friday, August 21, 2015 12:36:11 AM from Twitter for Android
David Justice is now talking shit about the pale girl with he black guy.
Friday, August 21, 2015 12:30:18 AM from Twitter for Android
I listened to the entire Alice in Chains Facelift album this morning and I forgot how absolute badass it was.
Friday, August 21, 2015 12:04:40 AM from Twitter for Android
I mean.. Everyone at my company's celebrating people leaving and we've been drinking for 6 hours already
Friday, August 21, 2015 12:00:15 AM from Twitter for Android
"Fuck Alexeybear I wanna be your boo!" -David Justice looking ember.js guy
Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:59:20 PM from Twitter for Android
78% chance I did. Everyone was staring at me with mad eyes but I still don't know
Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:57:55 PM from Twitter for Android
I may or may not have shattered a glass at the bar tonight but I really can't remember
Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:55:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh word... 10yrs ago I was chillin with the pope in Germany
Thursday, August 20, 2015 11:32:37 PM from Twitter for Android