Nah son, he's coming to the Yankees next year https://t.co/lyLzIUF0Ws
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:46:27 PM from Twitter for Android
My cabbies hammered
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: I need a Bartolo postseason at bat more than anything in the world.
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:29:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd pay cash money to see 'Tolo go wild and pounce on top of a mets pile
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 09:52:22 PM from Twitter for Android
What kind of real sick (awesome) fuck decided on Youtube Music Red for a product name? Sounds familiar to some other website...
Wednesday, October 21, 2015 05:27:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
NO, QA manager. I won't re-test the shit you send to our outsourced consultants who are idiots. Hire smarter people.
Tuesday, October 20, 2015 01:11:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
This fucking security guy needs to stop walking over to look at our network diagram. He should print out his own and go away.
Tuesday, October 20, 2015 10:47:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
Called my mom... She spent 15 mins telling me about her neighbor's knee replacement. 😴💤
Saturday, October 17, 2015 10:29:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Congrats to all my mess fans out there
Thursday, October 15, 2015 11:24:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure our director of architecture is a gangster
Thursday, October 15, 2015 08:49:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Said I'd only have a beer at the bar. Had 5 already and counting. Also, #lolmets
Thursday, October 15, 2015 08:38:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Makes no sense my train is going 2mph when there hasn't been one in front of it for 8 minutes. #whattraffic #mta #cunts