New blog post: Middle Managers Basiclly Want to Kill Themselves http://t.co/f3dNoyqFpS

Saturday, September 12, 2015 06:35:56 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@BarstoolJJ DEEZ NUTZZZ

In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet

Saturday, September 12, 2015 03:39:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

another test

Saturday, September 12, 2015 03:38:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: test http://t.co/3zzMdCR0iH

Saturday, September 12, 2015 03:38:04 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Ate a 3/4 lb burger today like a fat fuck and now my rotten cow meat farts are putrid #tmi

Saturday, September 12, 2015 04:15:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Temporarily needed to go private because of crazy spammers

Thursday, September 10, 2015 09:22:42 AM from Twitter for Android

UM PUT ON VH1 CLASSIC IMMIJITLY. IT'S LIKE 90s ROCK VIDEOS (PS VH1 Classic? Really? I'm so old)

Wednesday, September 09, 2015 01:37:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Good. Hope this hedge fund guy destroys them. Fuck Herbalife. I unfollowed someone for being obsessed with that shit http://t.co/rTBwOOUS4e

Wednesday, September 09, 2015 11:28:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Jeb Bush: your tie knot sucks. You're a failure at life.

Wednesday, September 09, 2015 12:28:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Dafuq is Colbert doing right now? Selling Hummus and doing weird myth shit #cuncel

Tuesday, September 08, 2015 11:52:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Get a load of this goofy ass looking search bar in the latest Google update. Phone looks like a cartoon now. http://t.co/P09N8ltnMl

Tuesday, September 08, 2015 11:42:17 PM from Twitter for Android

#lolmets with this Harvey pitch limit pussification. Yanks tried this before with the Joba Rule. That worked out swimmingly...

Tuesday, September 08, 2015 04:22:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Motherfucker's gonna cook some meth http://t.co/Tyd66VWuUK

Sunday, September 06, 2015 10:32:07 AM from Twitter for Android

It's 10am and I'm somewhere in between "fuckin hammered" and raging hangover

Sunday, September 06, 2015 10:22:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Reverend Pussy Popper

Sunday, September 06, 2015 02:27:10 AM from Twitter for Android