NBD, just gonna fly by Pluto in a few hours. #NewHorizons #NASANewHorizons

Tuesday, July 14, 2015 12:39:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Cancel the whole rollout for one minor error that only affects one client and isn't even visible. You fucking cunts

Monday, July 13, 2015 03:04:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

The Arabian music on Narinder's skype during this rollout needs to stop.

Monday, July 13, 2015 12:49:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'd also commit crimes to be at an Everclear concert right now

Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:16:30 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm sorry, but ain't nothing better than coming home from school in '98, throwing on VH1 and watching Semisonic's Closing Time.

Saturday, July 11, 2015 12:14:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Soccer players are just the hottest. Hey @MalJNew didn't you play soccer? yeahhhhhhhhhhpppp

Friday, July 10, 2015 11:58:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude. Just realized I've been working with php since like 2002 and v 4x...

I'm an antique...

Friday, July 10, 2015 09:57:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Bells. I can't even get drunk anymore off beer but it gets you drunk

Friday, July 10, 2015 08:39:50 PM from Twitter for Android

"You dumb but you a bitch"

Friday, July 10, 2015 08:37:00 PM from Twitter for Android

DUMB BITCH

Friday, July 10, 2015 08:36:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 yes. My mom saves anything I ever touched in our attic

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Thursday, July 09, 2015 07:53:16 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin very good point. I'm a paranoia. I'm public and I take marketing g accounts that follow me and make them unfollow me

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Wednesday, July 08, 2015 10:05:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin why is that an issue? You need to accept people to follow you if you're private

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Wednesday, July 08, 2015 09:53:52 PM from Twitter for Android

You can take summer and shove it with this heat and humidity. Give me fall and winter any day

Wednesday, July 08, 2015 09:45:42 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @FeitsBarstool: I'm positive America is getting cyber attacked rn and I've seen A Good Day to Die Hard so I know what I'm talking about

Wednesday, July 08, 2015 12:13:02 PM from Twitter Web Client