OMG. @MalJNew is the bestest! Came home from work and have a full bday dinner ready. Cold antipasta, salad, pasta and bracciole! NOMS
These fucking cunts are about to ruin my birthday because at 5:32 they JUST realized they're releasing untested code tomorrow you ASSHOLES
Cuncel da USA. Second World Country....
http://t.co/TV2JYEWaJC
I find this hard to believe that 47% of families can't come up with fuckin $400... Who was surveyed? The poors?
@NYCTSubway suck a dick that nothing is running right this morning. You guys are useless
@MalJNew Joshie and I are the MOST soaked
@MalJNew @KFCBarstool Big Sexy's RBI double was everything I wanted and more
I am SO pumped to see Big Sexy 'Tolo over at CitiField later. Guy is a character.
"Google's Internal Code Name For Smart Lock Passwords Is YOLO, You Only Login Once" http://t.co/A2hS52Tx5X @__JLu
BED FINALLY. If I get another alert this weekend, I will punch every single person in the face at work on Monday.
See thing is New Relic is never fucking wrong and the idiot suits at my company use other horse shit alerting that is BS and always FALSE
Oh for fucks sake with these alerts. #HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
These cunts are actually making me fail over our always on cluster right now
RT @NYC_LTrain: That's the spa car, you ungrateful tweet whining dolt. https://t.co/dOIMZqLFuE
@NYCTSubway L train car 8193 has no A/C. Take it out of service and fix it you fare raising inferior fools.