My internet is out again. Why does it go out 4-5 times a week you unreliables? @TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ

Monday, May 25, 2015 11:57:07 AM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ also, the only way to get your attention is twitter. No one else fixes it unless I tweet about it

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, May 25, 2015 11:57:37 AM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu lol loved it. Watched it immediately after you told me about it.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, May 25, 2015 01:32:53 AM from Twitter for Android

I legit have no idea how to add people on Snapchat. Feel like a gramps

Sunday, May 24, 2015 12:55:33 PM from Twitter for Android

tl;dr don't go to prison

Saturday, May 23, 2015 10:56:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo my boy's telling the story about how he got arrested in Texas. Grab some popcorn and come listen.

Saturday, May 23, 2015 10:28:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy bday @ky9!!!

-Sketch
PS - Cya at reunion

Saturday, May 23, 2015 08:09:04 PM from Twitter for Android

This happened to me today. With alcohol. https://t.co/V3933wysxk

Saturday, May 23, 2015 04:48:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Homeboy's outfit is fly as fuck http://t.co/vJD1zYJMt1

Saturday, May 23, 2015 04:37:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm doing a grand job on my on call shift by ignoring all the bullshit fucking alerts before they get to @Docent_Steve

Saturday, May 23, 2015 03:49:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely anything that could potentially slow me down is doing so. #NotPleased

Friday, May 22, 2015 05:28:33 PM from Twitter for Android

At least I get to walk off the fat ass burger king I had for lunch

Friday, May 22, 2015 05:14:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Cunts @MTA

Friday, May 22, 2015 05:00:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Yes, I am working on a tooltip and I named the class #JustTheTip http://t.co/mLtcoP0kDB

Friday, May 22, 2015 12:35:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

They should REALLY let us know first before flying 6 F16s over lower Manhattan

Friday, May 22, 2015 10:59:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever's operating this 5 train is a real asshole with the brakes and accelerator. Be smooth bro.

Friday, May 22, 2015 09:27:37 AM from Twitter for Android