Get a load of Cuba making medical breakthroughs: http://t.co/Lbavm3De7B
Merica. No longer on top,
Confirmed: The Minion in the McDonalds happy meal does indeed say "what the fuck."
Saturday, July 18, 2015 09:48:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Dat show tho. I just
Thursday, July 16, 2015 11:41:36 PM from Twitter for Android
I cannot believe I'm seeing my bff Dave and the awesome Foo Fighters at Citifield. Zomgz
Thursday, July 16, 2015 08:34:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Cabbie legit floored it over a double yellow line to pass someone @MalJNew
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 10:20:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Why are you using Adobe Flash to stream video instead of HTML5? It's not rocket science #askNASA
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 03:18:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
Hydra looks like a buncha pixels
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 03:08:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
Why did the @googlecalendar Android app use 18% of my battery today and I didn't even open it once. Come on http://t.co/MLvjTUd0hL
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 03:00:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Google really needs to organize their emoji menu better on Android on the grounds that I can NEVER find the poop emoji. Why's it with faces?
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 12:32:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Amazon Prime fire sale is BOSS. Too bad I don't need anything
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 11:44:57 AM from Twitter Web Client
This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows
Wednesday, July 15, 2015 04:07:32 AM from Twitter Web Client
"She should've kept on the bottle" -@MalJNew
Great excuse: I'd do it but I'm gonna be camping that day
Did Tex do a little grab ass or am I seeing things? @BarstoolJJ
Cincinasty