Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I have to take a huge shit and this meeting has ko end in sight.

STFU. Guy talks too much

Halfway through this juice cleanse and it's already coming out the same way it's going in.

I'm not giving some piece of shit no name bank my SSN. Youcan keep your fucking $100. Not worth my identity stolen. Fucking scammers.

Basically have a piece of plastic. No one ever buy this fucking Green Dot shit. I don't need to "register" it. Use AMEX gift cards instead.

Someone gave me a Green Dot card as a gift and FUCK THEM because it doesn't work like an AMEX gift card... Need to register it with your SSN

I think I legit blacked out at the ATM. Don't remember taking my money from the slot, but apparently, I have it.

Someone care to explain to me why this toilet seat needs to be plugged in? http://t.co/Ml81832RLM

I'm at Cape May Washington Commons in West Cape May, NJ w/ @maljnew https://t.co/LuhX7Yy5Fw

Two 60+ yr old cougars just asked us if there were any cops on the beach.

Waitress at the breakfast spot with the "I love sausage" shirt made me lolz. Yeah ya do gurrrl

All the rage in south Jersey and Philly. 5.9% abv root beer. Tastes like normal root beer. Next fireball. Watch http://t.co/4ZM5w3umvo

RT @_Frankalank: Is bae short for bacon or is that just a coincidence?

Just ate a frozen Charleston Chew off the floor. Get on my level

@__JLu NOPE. So proprietary and suitlike.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet