Company kickball team and another team legit tied in flip cup. this is absolutely unreal http://t.co/6dYeVOzy3U
.@foursquare's checkin history page is all jacked up on @googlechrome Canary. Probably a Chrome bug since it works fine in regular chrome
Ain't got no time for people's bullshit here. Staying happy son!
THE DOORS. It's a Doors kind of morning
Why do they call it real estate? Of course it's real. It's not fake estate.
Please explain to me how I am 0% hung over right now... Actually I think I'm still drunk.
Sorry Boston, didn't mean to be mean to ya last night on Twitter. City's actually really cool.
At least Simmons could catch up to the fight. Amazon blows
@portfolioso I have absolutely no fucking idea what I meant by this tweet. Hahahha
@__JLu Hot dogs? nah. Sausage and peppers
We're all eating sausage and peppers blow me
I can't party anymore because this city is weak and NOT NEW FUCKIN YORK
I'm ready yo go 2 more hours cunts #Keith2015
Pussy assed Boston shuts down at 2? NYC >BOS
Boston is pulling for Pacquiao