Dude. Quiet. Nonstop yappin. Trying to work here

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 09:38:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Delayed at 125th st because they can't figure out how to close the doors on this fuckin antique piece of shit @MetroNorth train

Monday, April 13, 2015 08:07:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Tomorrow is Thomas Jefferson's birthday, says Google Calendar. No one gives a shit.

Sunday, April 12, 2015 04:00:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have no use for Facebook anymore. It was cool when there were networks and it was actually social. Now it's just a link dumping ground

Saturday, April 11, 2015 10:05:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Was National Siblings Day even a thing last year? Don't remember this much fuss before. Facebook news feed should be renamed to sibling feed

Saturday, April 11, 2015 10:04:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Blind Mellon right now ⚡⚡

Saturday, April 11, 2015 04:06:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Um. @MalJNew just made the BEST mac and cheese right now. You're jealous. Yes you are.

Friday, April 10, 2015 10:24:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

@JonFrat @BarstoolJJ Jesus Christ, JJ

In reply to @JonFrat's tweet

Thursday, April 09, 2015 08:52:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Sorry my new shortstop dude, you just can't make that Jeter running jumping play. Not happenin'

Thursday, April 09, 2015 08:44:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Shut up Eddie

Thursday, April 09, 2015 09:54:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @NYRangers: #NYR WIN!!!!!
Playoffs ✔️
Division ✔️
Conference ✔️
LEAGUE ✔️
#BlueShirtProud http://t.co/haVqFroZ3W

Tuesday, April 07, 2015 11:11:37 PM from Twitter for Android

My new middle aged alcoholic friend is playing the best music at the bar

Tuesday, April 07, 2015 10:42:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Sitting on the 5 church train over here. Preacher be preachin

Tuesday, April 07, 2015 08:55:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Valid Question... Where are these from? Jasons of Jamesport NY, Rita's of Dix Hills, Lily's in Deer Park? Or China? http://t.co/FvShElMTJ5

Monday, April 06, 2015 07:46:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Watching some not so legit mlb stream from Canada and all I have to say is that Canadians have some weird ass commercials.

Monday, April 06, 2015 04:56:18 PM from Twitter Web Client