Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I just ate ghost pepper salsa like an asshole

Watching Going Clear on HBO GO right now and all I can say is: L. Ron Hubbard's nasty assed vampire teeth

What kind of asshole checks in PDB files (C# debugging binaries) into source control?

@KFCBarstool God dammit Clancy. Now I have What's Luv on repeat #CubeLife

RT @KFCBarstool: This Francesa/Fat Joe vine might be my favorite vine ever https://t.co/T8C5QHvFVR

Welp, looking through my YouTube history, it's clear that the GF was chromcasting from my account at one point http://t.co/ymzqLQjvio

Entire team ordered Indian to this conference room. Wonder how long it'll smell like Indian in there?

Scott Weiland just put out an album? He didn't overdose yet?

Listening to "New Music" on Google Play. Apparently, there's a new three Days Grace album. Sounds like it's 2003 bros. So generic.

I've been real quiet on Twitter recently. Trying to lose the negativity and bitching and ramp up the stupid

Giving Luda's new album a spin over on Google Play #LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anna Gilligan was an absolute minx this morning on Good Day at the Javitz center auto show.. Minx.

Like, I needed to potato sack her immediately

Dead serious, you guys: http://t.co/1SJ1rE99Im

RT @Docent_Steve: Was just offered "pure internet" from a vendor. Thank god it isn't laced with anything like some of the other vendors