Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Time Warner and their daily outages can severely suck it right now. You suck at life and I'll fuck your mother if I ever meet her.

Fuckin time warner is down again. You guys can http://t.co/F1XMksCyJv

I can really go for an ice cold, frosty, golden beer right now. Need one. Like badly

I want a Mr. Pibb

We're a scheduling software and somehow, we released a bug where you can't make an appointment via the API to production. This is very sad.

Triple dog dare you to go to Instagram and search for the hashtag #enlosjorts

Murica. Second world county. I say it all the time: http://t.co/ZZERVwPsZu

Our trunk we were supposed to release today now doesn't even compile. We are fucking awesome!

These dumb Time Warner jokers... You click support chat and they connect you to Texas billing. For fucks sake... http://t.co/LIrJfi2Lmt

Every time there's a gentle breeze the fuckin internet goes out. The fuck do you assholes do, tape the wires up? @TWC_NYNJ

Tomorrow's rollout is gonna suck a dick because we are trying to introduce breaking DB schema changes without offlining our app. MO-RONS

Moto software is near stock and meanwhile Samsung's shitty touchwiz gets lollipop? Come on. Cuncel Android. I blame Verizon

Absolute horseshit that Samsung's Galaxy S5 is beating @Motorola's gen 1 Moto X on @VerizonWireless to Lollipop.

Stupid phone autocorrecting Pac Man to all caps. Idiot.

I'd pay mad skrilla to play in a human PAC man game. Bud Light knows how to advertise. And puppies.