Security guy doesn't even know what the fuck he's scanning. Made us disable port 80 externally and is wondering why nessus can't hit it. DER

Monday, February 23, 2015 06:21:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Eddie Murphy does not age

Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:30:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Nothing to look at, this Lady Gaga. Sounds iight though.

Sunday, February 22, 2015 11:17:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I lost my fucking metrocard

Sunday, February 22, 2015 12:03:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Nelly videos doe

Saturday, February 21, 2015 08:50:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Gotta piss like a racehorse

Saturday, February 21, 2015 04:02:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Haven't had acid reflux in forever but 100% of the time I have breakfast at Pret, my stomach goes on fire. What gives?

Friday, February 20, 2015 11:13:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bastards @TWC @TWC_NYNJ

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:27:40 AM from Twitter for Android

@TWC_Help @TWC_NYNJ fuck yourselves

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:12:10 AM from Twitter for Android

I've got better shit to tweet about other than how my piece of shit third world time Warner goes out daily

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:11:01 AM from Twitter for Android

You cocksucker mother fuckin pieces of shit.DIE

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:07:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking cancer of the internet @TWC_NYNJ

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:06:49 AM from Twitter for Android

I can't believe how cocksucking unreliable Time Warner @TWC is you fuck ups. How does an ISP have an outage daily

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:06:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Need @VerizonFiOS because Time Warner goes out ever fucking day

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:05:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Inferior cunts @TWC_NYNJ

Friday, February 20, 2015 01:04:39 AM from Twitter for Android