My boy and I are a couple degenerates http://t.co/U5AvHS8aID
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 08:44:40 PM from Twitter for Android
"Networking of failover of the pipes going in?"
THE PIPES ARE DOWN YOU GUYS
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 04:31:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
Welp, our datacenter is getting DDoS'd. Who wants to come to bikini bar in the meantime?
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 04:03:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
Useless cocksucking meeting
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 01:17:29 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm live tweeting a marching band. I need to reevaluate my life
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:31:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone tackle Dorothy
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:31:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Is anyone watching this game right now? Put on ESPN. This wizard of oz shit is killing me
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:30:06 PM from Twitter for Android
That's a frumpy assed Dorothy.
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:29:20 PM from Twitter for Android
This is a terrible Wizard of Oz
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:28:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Ohhhh the wizard of oz. . why'd the camera say zo? Lol they reversed it
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:28:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Marching bands are silly
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:25:55 PM from Twitter for Android
It hasn't smelled this bad in the office since that stank vagina sales girl left
Monday, January 12, 2015 03:03:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
You stinky motherfucker you
Monday, January 12, 2015 02:59:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but if you bring fish for lunch and heat it up in the office, you're an asshole. Eat it cold, or don't bring fuckin fish
Monday, January 12, 2015 02:59:27 PM from Twitter Web Client
What's the nicest possible way to tell this project manager 1) shut the fuck up 2) I know how to fix this and you don't know shit so STFU.
Monday, January 12, 2015 12:25:05 PM from Twitter Web Client