Asks me if I know what I'm talking about. Go fuck your mother. Last time I try to help.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 04:48:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

So did they ever hear from Putin yet?

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 01:07:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Budweiser 40s in Stella glasses... Taxes much better. #psychology

Monday, March 16, 2015 11:33:59 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm like a grandpa trying to use an Apple TV. Chromecast FTW

Monday, March 16, 2015 09:54:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Sandwich I just ate was rustic as fuck

Monday, March 16, 2015 07:30:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I actually can't read Barstool anymore because their redesign fucked everything. Busted RSS, missing articles. Shit's weak.

Monday, March 16, 2015 02:43:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

Totally normal to listen to TLC at 6am amirite?

Sunday, March 15, 2015 05:58:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Passed out with my contact in. Proud. Haven't done that since college ya fuckin drunks

Sunday, March 15, 2015 05:28:38 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @MalJNew "Any lady walking in the lobby will have to be like a faucet when they see that picture of me..."-@portfolioso

Sunday, March 15, 2015 05:26:47 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @JFeitelberg: Everyone cancelled their plans on me tonight!!! http://t.co/t73vRBKNFv

Saturday, March 14, 2015 10:54:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Drunk texting your gf's mom tho

Saturday, March 14, 2015 09:24:11 PM from Twitter for Android

"Ray Romano is my favorite rock and roll star" -finkins

Saturday, March 14, 2015 01:24:42 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu oh right. Those...

Saturday, March 14, 2015 07:49:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Remember back in the day when peeps use to take peeps' flip phones and rename contacts to ridic things? No one does that anymore. Wonder why

Saturday, March 14, 2015 06:12:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Punk rock!!!
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Friday, March 13, 2015 08:09:47 PM from Twitter for Android