Let's reward our employees by sending 34 people to Mexico. 75% of whom are sales and the rest haven't been here a year. We're a tech company
Friday, January 16, 2015 03:08:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
Thursday, January 15, 2015 06:53:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
Does this guy ever shut his fucking mouth?
Thursday, January 15, 2015 06:29:44 PM from Twitter Web Client
LOVE our marketing department: "We had a quick issue with our hosting servers" We are a tech company. This is sad. http://t.co/eAYYZSC7HV
Wednesday, January 14, 2015 03:47:04 PM from Twitter Web Client
My boy and I are a couple degenerates http://t.co/U5AvHS8aID
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 08:44:40 PM from Twitter for Android
"Networking of failover of the pipes going in?"
THE PIPES ARE DOWN YOU GUYS
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 04:31:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
Welp, our datacenter is getting DDoS'd. Who wants to come to bikini bar in the meantime?
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 04:03:00 PM from Twitter Web Client
Useless cocksucking meeting
Tuesday, January 13, 2015 01:17:29 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm live tweeting a marching band. I need to reevaluate my life
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:31:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Someone tackle Dorothy
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:31:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Is anyone watching this game right now? Put on ESPN. This wizard of oz shit is killing me
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:30:06 PM from Twitter for Android
That's a frumpy assed Dorothy.
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:29:20 PM from Twitter for Android
This is a terrible Wizard of Oz
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:28:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Ohhhh the wizard of oz. . why'd the camera say zo? Lol they reversed it
Monday, January 12, 2015 10:28:34 PM from Twitter for Android