I've got our best programmer at the bar and he's Googling "what is squirt juice?"
Tuesday, November 18, 2014 08:38:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Build failed ONE time (because of dev error) and our CGO (Chief Grandpa Officer) scheduled a meeting to discuss "improving the process."
Tuesday, November 18, 2014 02:02:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Based on Tom's parenting stories, I've decided I'm never going to have a 14 year old daughter.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014 12:43:09 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fascinating night...
Tuesday, November 18, 2014 01:43:52 AM from Twitter for Android
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Friday, November 14, 2014 11:14:21 PM from Twitter for Android
PS *it's for it is. I'm not a grammar idiot. Just couldn't fit the 160 chrs
Friday, November 14, 2014 10:27:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Its common sense really
Friday, November 14, 2014 09:53:39 PM from Twitter for Android
These fuckers need to stop inflating my ego and yelling me that I'm good at what I do. Its not that I'm good. Everyone else is just an idiot
Friday, November 14, 2014 09:53:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo India. Your mars photos suck... Look how blurry it is. Learn how to space. I thought you guys were supposed to be smart or something...
Friday, November 14, 2014 06:39:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
If @jerrythornton1's leaving Barstool, who's gonna do the sex scandal teacher blogs?
Friday, November 14, 2014 05:11:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
Woof. You ever know a really hot chick in college and then you saw her pic like 5 years later and it's like woof? Yeah that just happened.
Friday, November 14, 2014 04:15:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Indian dude in the office gave me a cookie and I think I just ate a teaspoon of curry powder
Friday, November 14, 2014 04:11:54 PM from Twitter Web Client
Edgar: "Yo player, just file the fuckin ticket"
Friday, November 14, 2014 01:25:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Bummer. Tried to flash lollipop on my 2012 Nexus 7, but it doesn't recognize 10 USB cables in different computers. USB port is jacked.
Friday, November 14, 2014 12:12:42 PM from Twitter Web Client