@BarstoolJJ IN! How big is the place based on past events? Am I going to have to fight for drinks?
Friday, January 09, 2015 03:16:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
I do not yield to assholes on the sidewalk looking at their phones and walking left. Will plow into them and throw 'bows
Friday, January 09, 2015 01:59:43 PM from Twitter for Android
I think it's totally justified to take all these terrorists and feed them feet first through a wood chipper for hours while beating them.
Friday, January 09, 2015 11:00:18 AM from Twitter Web Client
Also, if you bring a stroller on a train or subway at rush hour, you're a poor. And inconsiderate.
Friday, January 09, 2015 08:13:33 AM from Twitter for Android
Dear #MTA. Thanks for making me wait longer on the cold because your 70s trains can't handle a half inch of snow you assholes.
Friday, January 09, 2015 08:11:35 AM from Twitter for Android
Wrap scarves are silly pieces of shit. How am I supposed to tighten it around my face?
Friday, January 09, 2015 08:05:05 AM from Twitter for Android
Someone PLEASE mash up Steve Ballmer's "Developers developers developers" with his Fergie dance performance.
Friday, January 09, 2015 02:04:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
"I make dick jokes, am a borderline racist, alcoholic, drug addict" -@barstooljj via @YuppieJunk I might piss myself
Friday, January 09, 2015 01:46:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
Yep... It kinda takes a REALLY long time to generate checksums for 90GB files...
Friday, January 09, 2015 12:58:43 AM from Twitter Web Client
Everyone is pissing me off today
Thursday, January 08, 2015 11:34:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
@mustang_sarah Anyone reposting this bogus social virus should be banned from the internet forever
Wednesday, January 07, 2015 07:33:16 PM from Twitter for Android
These suits are so ignorant it's not even funny. Getting a spiked dick reamed to me on a process that hasn't changed in years. LOLZ
Wednesday, January 07, 2015 11:41:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu Photoshop me more Axelrod wallpaper
Wednesday, January 07, 2015 12:45:33 AM from Twitter for Android
"I'm so sick of class action lawsuits. 'Dear Red Bull Drinker, Red Bull did not actually give you wings' SHUT UP" -@Docent_Steve
Monday, January 05, 2015 04:23:12 PM from Twitter Web Client