Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

By all means, play your cell phone games on full volume in this smelly, overheated, crowded train car.

RT @BarstoolJJ: I just spilled 6 shots of Jameo on a girl and she didn't flinch. She fucks

🎵🎶Alina's mom has got it going on 🎶🎵

Flashing.... Lights

This bitch TSwift really needs to shut up about royalties and shit. Tired of seeing her everywhere.

Welp, at least I got to nap longer because @MTA uses inferior equipment where they can't get the doors to close. #late #completefailure

Now that I take Metro North once every other week or so, their on time performance is 0%. Always a problem. #mta #sucks

@VerizonSupport No worries. Handled it.

Thank you to Verizon for hard resetting my FiOS router. Now I need to remember all my port forwards.

OMG just realized Sonic Highways comes out in 4 days

Who the fuck does this guy think he is interrupting me telling my boss about important release procedures about his bougie Williamsburg bar

Wait a sec... You mean to tell me the 90s aren't 10 years ago anymore? #thefuck

Release in two days? Its coo, you can find me over at the bar.

Bullshit. didn't get one. http://t.co/7c3aVRz6NV

@__JLu Simmons is devastated. #FreeSimmons

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