Just caught myself fist pumping to Amber This is Your Night. It's 2AM and I'm alone. I'm not sorry about it.
Sunday, December 28, 2014 02:11:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Get a load of this antique doing the weather on News 12 the hood... I mean Bronx http://t.co/OrfvK5g3t0
Saturday, December 27, 2014 07:24:09 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: This Is Idiotic Chrome User Experience http://t.co/SOAXScRPO6
Saturday, December 27, 2014 02:40:32 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I have a raging fever, my steam vaporizer smells bad, and I was supposed to eat my grandmas pork chops tomorrow but now I need to stay home
Saturday, December 27, 2014 01:22:22 AM from Twitter Web Client
Does it REALLY take 4 hours to pull a 56MB file out of Amazon Glacier?
Friday, December 26, 2014 04:37:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
Mauritania is a REALLY shitty country: http://t.co/1UWmdDWGZN
Friday, December 26, 2014 11:29:18 AM from Twitter Web Client
Have some Inbox invites. Anyone want? DM me your Gmail. I personally don't like it because I don't like them sorting my email for me.
Friday, December 26, 2014 11:26:13 AM from Twitter Web Client
Sweet tits is an excellent nickname
Friday, December 26, 2014 12:21:41 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew Bella will give you a ride home and stop by Taco Bell on the way. ⚡⚡
Friday, December 26, 2014 12:07:43 AM from Twitter for Android
@Lessard_Eric Merry Christmas! You in London or come back here? Either way, hope it was awesome!
Thursday, December 25, 2014 11:51:21 PM from Twitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin was going to suggest that
Thursday, December 25, 2014 07:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Who wants to watch The Interview? B40706D7FA0AAEF00274CD1A461B38DBEE317491
Thursday, December 25, 2014 01:34:35 PM from Twitter Web Client
Did anyone else know that http://t.co/68B2uUS4ru has a live chatroom via the developer console?
Thursday, December 25, 2014 01:31:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
Picking dog shit out of the grooves of my shoes. Not and ideal way to spend my Christmas Eve
Wednesday, December 24, 2014 10:44:02 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu You'd get along well with my mom
Wednesday, December 24, 2014 10:34:25 PM from Twitter for Android