F- commute on the 4/5 this morning. Train went 2 mph the whole way from GCT to Fulton... when it was even moving
Thursday, October 23, 2014 09:04:27 AM from Twitter for Android
No idea why my jaw is killing me. I didn't chew anything crazy to exert it. The fuck did I get - tetanus?
Thursday, October 23, 2014 01:20:41 AM from Twitter Web Client
I've been spending way too much time with git as of late...
Thursday, October 23, 2014 12:59:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
@BarstoolJJ My company has lunch and learns. It's BYOL... Attendance is near 0
Wednesday, October 22, 2014 06:41:45 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd rather be treating Ebola patients in West Africa than listening to this bumbling idiot
Wednesday, October 22, 2014 10:44:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
If you drown yourself in perfume that smells like toilet bowl cleaner on a crowded subway, you should off yourself
Tuesday, October 21, 2014 11:03:53 AM from Twitter for Android
Gotta be FUCKING KIDDING ME. I love how we find out on rollout night that there are modified configs. Jesus H. Christ
Tuesday, October 21, 2014 02:17:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
SOUND THE ALARMS. I DELETED iamabanana.txt from our prod servers and our OSSEC shit went wild. Panic ensued. http://t.co/ri8M8EYA1g
Monday, October 20, 2014 11:29:07 AM from Twitter Web Client
embotellamiento
Sunday, October 19, 2014 10:58:53 PM from Twitter for Android
My grandma was commenting on a 71 year old getting married for the first time: "She's cleaning the cobwebs out"
Sunday, October 19, 2014 08:57:26 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at @MakingStrides Against Breast Cancer in Purchase, NY w/ @maljnew https://www.swarmapp.com/c/lHWfH6PafsT
@RMerlinDev Flashed my RT68U twice with 376.47, but my version still reports 376.45. Ideas?
Saturday, October 18, 2014 03:52:24 PM from Twitter Web Client
My eyes are sweating
Saturday, October 18, 2014 01:45:39 AM from Twitter for Android
Dat grungy keyboard doe
Saturday, October 18, 2014 01:02:04 AM from Twitter for Android
No idea how Taylor can drum and sing perfectly without getting winded
Saturday, October 18, 2014 01:00:24 AM from Twitter for Android