Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Didn't win tickets to that mystery Foo Fighters event Tuesday in NYC. #WOOF

Was just peer pressured into chugging 1/4 solo cup of straight (warm) vodka "to catch up" #whatisthiscollege?

I am with people who have been drinking since 8am and are trying to find an open liquor store. It's 9:30. LOL

@MalJNew @MichaelShatin wake up crackers. I'm a bitch ass drinker and I am still awake

@FairfieldMirror @ESl403 @Rileylbarrett Former Mirror web admin here... There used to be a WordPress plugin for multiple bylines

@kevinrose RT-AC87 Dual-band Wireless-AC2400. Install Merlin's custom firmware. Excellent @RMerlinDev

But you got dem daddy issues doe. RT @amandabynes I need to tell the truth about my dad

BYNES!!!!! RT @amandabynes Help a nigga out and hop off ma dick

@BarstoolJJ Cuncel da Long

Weezer's new album is generic and mediocre. Maybe one good song. The rest are just eh

https://t.co/O67TDlpc7S hsjdfhakjsdfhakdsfhlaskdfhalskdfjhalsfkdjh OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

I think I just got a cold within the past 45 minutes #sniffle

New blog post: What's The Problem Here? http://bit.ly/1w8l4md

I did a shot of whiskey an hour ago and chased it with a sip of grapefruit beer. The whiskey is fine. The beer is repeating on me. #FML

@mich_amore yeah these weeks are bullshit. They need to go quicker. Although I don't fancy getting older...