Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Played my Olaf singing/dancing plush desk snowman. Bitches love Olaf singing/dancing plush desk snowmen

"I know the fly honeys at bikini bar are outta this world but i am sure you can see a C section scar another time" - Freddy

Almost just screamed "FIN. ARE YOU COMING TO BIKINI BAR WITH ME AFTER WORK?!?!" Across the office. Then I stopped myself.

Just was the IT bitch for the SVP of Enterprise Sales and the CTO. They didn't know how to change the TV input to a conference room computer

No Pornhub on the VMWare Template

"It's raining snow" -@Docent_Steve

Funny how Google pulled Pirate Bay apps from the Play Store one DAY before it got raided by police. They KNEW

Actual question: What kind of MOron pushes on a shitter stall door without checking for feet under it first?

I'd do extremely questionable things to win this http://t.co/pZ8NUQFzSN

//Loop through querystrings and do dirty things to them
foreach($_GET as $key => $value){
//todo
}

Within the past 20 mins, there were 4 empty Manhattan bound n/q/r trains and one Queens train, jammed. @mta you fucking fare hiking idiots

2) As a result of 1, I need to concentrate to figure out how to fix this so SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, our system crashed twice today #hatehate

1) How about you tell us before you change the paths to the code so it doesn't break my entire build system

Just did a sunspider JS benchmark and IE11 is the fastest, followed by Firefox, followed by Opera, followed by Chrome. #LOLWUT