Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Remember how during Frozen they said all men eat their own boogers? Disney's legal team's got that handled. http://t.co/Yjzv1RbUf6

Met the best British peeps from the bar. One was Italian with a UK accent drinking Amaretto. Fascinating

If our security asshole talks about clickjacking just one more time for a server that shouldn't even be in scope... Click jackoff

What do you want from me, my hands were full of delicious Burger King. Plus he was supposed to be a chill guy, you guys

David, our doorman was NOT amused/pleased with me when I used my ass to swipe into the building (NFC in wallet in back pocket)

Anyone ever hear of the The Empty Hearts? Came up on my Google Play Music. New no-names. Pretty decent jams

LaGuardia is a fuckin shithole. If it wasn't so easy to get to, I'd cuncel it: http://t.co/m1tL4eGVql

CBS news... I don't want to watch old men in a conference room.

Guy on CNN is shitting his pants

Fuckin war zone

OMG since when did Outlook Wem Mail (for exchange) get awesome? I remember it being a piece of shit back in '09

@__JLu I've seen it all abusers. Obviously not best practice. We've done it here (shouldn't surprise you) Depends how severe the bug is.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Which one ya drivin, Lessaaaahhhhhd? https://t.co/rXwxUjAcVo @Lessard_Eric