Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

It shouldn't take 5 minutes to cross Broadway because they're backing up bulldozers and digging the streets up forEVAR

@__JLu Staying low profile for a bit, then I'll be back

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@__JLu long story. CDN crashed and I tweeted about it. peeps at work searched that tag and almost found me

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Mal: "Let's watch a program" Me: "What are you, 70?" Mal: "Actually, my Great Grandma used to say that."

Guy in a Spiderman sweatshirt walked into the bar and @MalJNew thought he was trick-or-treating. #jeez #its10/2

This reggae band best be covering 54-46

Cocksucker motherfucker http://t.co/dd9Rg4h00V

And hours later after continually dismissing what I said, I was right. #morons

Suits who are overly scared of getting hacked and enable untested, unproven WAF technology with all the highest security settings in prod

Gmail pet peeve: If you delete a draft, the UI doesn't instantly update to remove it. Going on for > 1 YEAR. Come on @gmail #googlefail

Refreshing pages to see content updates is so 1999, you guys.

All I do on Twitter is complain. They are valid complaints.

Train tracks are like driving over a fuckin washboard. the least smooth. #MTAfail

RT @KFCBarstool: Plain and simple if you willingly go to Africa you deserve Ebola and your America privileges should get revoked.

The 4/5 is running backwards tonight. The fuckin local 6 trains are passing us.