Whoever's on the jukebox at this bar is fuckin on point. Beatles, RHCP, Nirvana, Eagles. Guy needs a firm handshake
Thursday, November 20, 2014 09:49:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Lol @ Sprint for rolling out Android 4.4.4 on the S5. Dude. Lollipop is out. You rolled an outdated update.
Thursday, November 20, 2014 02:13:00 PM from Twitter for Android
@Dave_Jets Dilemma. Gov Ball falls on reunion weekend for 2010. What should I do? PS hope you're well.
Thursday, November 20, 2014 02:10:53 PM from Twitter for Android
It's 9:30 AM and I'm sitting at my desk eating a steak 1) Because I'm batshit crazy 2) I don't follow norms and 3) because I don't care
Thursday, November 20, 2014 09:36:20 AM from Twitter Web Client
How I resolve tickets in our ticketing system: http://t.co/Co8IdorHzL
Wednesday, November 19, 2014 03:42:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
I've got our best programmer at the bar and he's Googling "what is squirt juice?"
Tuesday, November 18, 2014 08:38:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Build failed ONE time (because of dev error) and our CGO (Chief Grandpa Officer) scheduled a meeting to discuss "improving the process."
Tuesday, November 18, 2014 02:02:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
Based on Tom's parenting stories, I've decided I'm never going to have a 14 year old daughter.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014 12:43:09 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fascinating night...
Tuesday, November 18, 2014 01:43:52 AM from Twitter for Android
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Friday, November 14, 2014 11:14:21 PM from Twitter for Android
PS *it's for it is. I'm not a grammar idiot. Just couldn't fit the 160 chrs
Friday, November 14, 2014 10:27:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Its common sense really
Friday, November 14, 2014 09:53:39 PM from Twitter for Android
These fuckers need to stop inflating my ego and yelling me that I'm good at what I do. Its not that I'm good. Everyone else is just an idiot
Friday, November 14, 2014 09:53:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo India. Your mars photos suck... Look how blurry it is. Learn how to space. I thought you guys were supposed to be smart or something...
Friday, November 14, 2014 06:39:07 PM from Twitter Web Client