We've got this Selenium guy who just cant fucking write tests that work for shit. So. Many. False. Positives. Bro get your life together.
Friday, September 19, 2014 05:22:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Have you ever gone and Facebook and been like 'FUCK, THEIR CPU SEEMS KINDA HIGH?' No, you say 'Facebook is slow today'" -@BadPointer #32pac
Friday, September 19, 2014 02:33:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
Shit the Dandys are in Brooklyn tonight. I must see them
Friday, September 19, 2014 01:38:08 PM from Twitter for Android
I just walked in and everyone is pissing me off already. Please explain how I get 3 bugs assigned to me before 6AM
Friday, September 19, 2014 09:20:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
Verizon 4G sux. Entire train ride and I can't even load a mobile webpage. Took me 4 attempts to tweet this, but I have full 4G
Friday, September 19, 2014 08:25:00 AM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu SEO master in training
Thursday, September 18, 2014 09:18:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Playing dos games while I wait on this deployment. #causemylifeisdopeandidodopeshit
Wednesday, September 17, 2014 09:59:38 AM from Twitter Web Client
LOL lets make changes to our payment processing and not test it before we release it to all our clients
Wednesday, September 17, 2014 09:27:44 AM from Twitter Web Client
After minutes of intense discussion and complex calculus solving, the supermarket finally exchanged my outdated butter
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 06:55:06 PM from Twitter for Android
The management where I work are bigger bumbling idiots than Jim Dolan and his kazoo band
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 05:32:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
These jag offs literally can't do anything without me
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 04:01:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Ugly Chick from Big Bang Theory Is Jealous of Ariana Grande http://t.co/EkpeLuTpqJ
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 09:00:37 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog