This NY weather is gorgeous. Its like how Arizona is in December
Sunday, October 05, 2014 03:13:28 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew hhhhh⚡⚡⚡
Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:34:20 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew how'd you reply, jokeface?
Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:33:10 AM from Twitter for Android
TIL that that Indian dot thing they put on their heads is called a Bindi. Thanks Mal
Sunday, October 05, 2014 10:27:58 AM from Twitter for Android
AIN'T NOBODY BREAKING UP MY PARTY
Friday, October 03, 2014 10:14:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
"Ain't nobody good with reports, B" -Edgar
Friday, October 03, 2014 10:08:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
Paid for coffee with @googlewallet on my Moto X and got funny looks. I'm sure if I used Apple Pay, it would've been fine.
Friday, October 03, 2014 10:03:43 AM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu Public again
Friday, October 03, 2014 10:03:29 AM from Twitter Web Client
It shouldn't take 5 minutes to cross Broadway because they're backing up bulldozers and digging the streets up forEVAR
Friday, October 03, 2014 10:01:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu Staying low profile for a bit, then I'll be back
Friday, October 03, 2014 08:15:16 AM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu long story. CDN crashed and I tweeted about it. peeps at work searched that tag and almost found me
Friday, October 03, 2014 08:14:58 AM from Twitter for Android
Mal: "Let's watch a program" Me: "What are you, 70?" Mal: "Actually, my Great Grandma used to say that."
Thursday, October 02, 2014 11:53:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Guy in a Spiderman sweatshirt walked into the bar and @MalJNew thought he was trick-or-treating. #jeez #its10/2
Thursday, October 02, 2014 11:31:00 PM from Twitter for Android
This reggae band best be covering 54-46
Wednesday, October 01, 2014 11:18:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Cocksucker motherfucker http://t.co/dd9Rg4h00V
Wednesday, October 01, 2014 01:31:07 PM from Twitter for Android