Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My client requested me to schedule a build for 10PM tonight. It is Halloween. It is friday night. Get your life together.

RT @DadBoner: Happy 'Ween to ya, boo guys.

"[4:49:57 PM]: no, they are a pair of fucking black panties on top of my toothbrush and shit"

Real talk, one of my coworkers just asked me if I knew of anyone who put a pair of black polka dot panties in his desk drawer

Bro. Don't care. Stop talking to me.

Not one person is taking anything seriously today. Not one. Techno halloween music is thumpin' #cubehalloween

F- Photoshop job by @NYDailyNews today on page 17 http://t.co/ZmokiMpGr3

My third monitor has become my dedicated Dave Grohl concert video player

There's a 75% chance this dude I know is a closet Dexter and plays this in his killroom: https://t.co/68jrpjDxoN

@XtinaSchelin they don't let you. Used to IMAP mail to Thunderbird and delete from there but that didn't work well

You have to be yourself or at least within confines

I think I may or may not have probably booked a 70s porn retreat for next weekend...

Shit I'm gettin hammered tonight