I will forever regret never being a drummer in a rock band. #davegrohlteachmetheways

Sunday, September 07, 2014 05:48:23 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @PaulONeillYES: Tip of the gap to ya Jete

Sunday, September 07, 2014 05:06:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Barkeep: bring me a Tito's and soda because this house vodka soda tastes like it's for the poors

Sunday, September 07, 2014 04:59:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I am so impressed with Android and the direction of Motorola. They are finally getting it right!

Saturday, September 06, 2014 02:16:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Just dropped a ten spot in the shitter

Saturday, September 06, 2014 01:22:14 AM from Twitter for Android

@mich_amore no treble

In reply to @mich_amore's tweet

Saturday, September 06, 2014 01:18:31 AM from Twitter for Android

The Indians would blow this game... Bases juiced, 0 outs...

Friday, September 05, 2014 10:17:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da Yankees

Friday, September 05, 2014 09:49:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Gotta admit... Chief Wahoo is a pretty cool dude and if you think it's racist you're a fuckin asshole

Friday, September 05, 2014 08:48:39 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: CVS Is a Stupid Fucking Corporation and I Hope they Go Bankrupt http://bit.ly/1qq62YK

Thursday, September 04, 2014 02:08:23 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@BarstoolJJ cuncelled

In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 08:38:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I shouldn't be drunk in Walmart but I mean come on... It's Walmart. At least its not meth

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 07:22:18 PM from Twitter for Android

God damn it Walmart. So many awesome shirts. But only in 3XL. Why is murrica so fat?

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 07:17:53 PM from Twitter for Android

My hair is fantastic

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 06:49:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I need to drop some Mexican stat. Donde esta el baño?

Tuesday, September 02, 2014 06:42:47 PM from Twitter for Android