Cuncel da Jets
Thursday, October 16, 2014 08:28:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Just realized drinking is the only thing that makes my job tolerable
Thursday, October 16, 2014 08:26:14 PM from Twitter for Android
What kind of devil puts a McDonald's next to a bar with like free drinks?
Thursday, October 16, 2014 08:11:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Freddy told us to wait for him because he was getting a sandwich. And by sandwich, he meant drunk underage girl
Thursday, October 16, 2014 06:33:55 PM from Twitter for Android
BRB, CTO propaganda meeting
Thursday, October 16, 2014 10:21:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Protip: Having pickles and potato chips for lunch is not recommended due to reflux
Wednesday, October 15, 2014 03:18:48 PM from Twitter for Android
"You're not home yet and you're not even coming over? Come on. Dave grohl is on Letterman and I have an antenna like it's 1969"
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 11:59:00 PM from Twitter for Android
My VP got a gen2 Moto X and I'm gonna steal it from him
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 10:03:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
Singing David's dogs at karaoke.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 09:00:33 PM from Twitter for Android
In desperate need of a go-to karaoke song
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 07:28:09 PM from Twitter for Android
Sorry rizqi hafidha, you aren't important enough to talk to me. #fukkencreepshow http://t.co/PZcdQJunCz
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 03:49:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu Probably wouldn't take it that far, but that was a good guess
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 02:04:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
Nor sure if anyone noticed, but I'm obsessed with Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 02:01:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
How am I supposed to get any work done if I have Colin jib jabbin my ear off
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 11:57:33 AM from Twitter Web Client