FINE PRINT THO: "In addition, you hereby grant Bank of America and its service providers a limited power of attorney" NO NO NO DECLINE!!
Thursday, August 28, 2014 01:41:28 AM from Twitter Web Client
Haters gon hate, but this is GOOD SHIT http://t.co/vvdRiSyJgV
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:29:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
Set WshShell = createObject("Wscript.Shell")
do
WshShell.Run "C:\AnnoyingMusic.mp3", 0
wscript.sleep 268000
loop
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 08:55:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
Un-cuncel Kevin Long if they hit like this everyday, eh @BarstoolJJ ?
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 08:12:44 PM from Twitter for Android
RBI double. #YeahJeets
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 08:04:11 PM from Twitter for Android
What in the actual fuck did Google do to the fonts in Chrome 37. For fucks sake.
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 05:30:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
Asked the Director of Engineering when code freeze was. He didn't know. #facepalm
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:08:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Ah good. It deleted now. I sounded like and idiot. Hope my app didn't snapshot it...
Oh God that last tweet was a mistake and it won't delete... I was using it wrong... Wrong tab... Bad UI
I've got like a construction workers eyebrow...
Wednesday, August 27, 2014 12:37:18 AM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 my commutes also sucked a d today. #mtablows
Monday, August 25, 2014 11:13:49 PM from Twitter for Android
F- job by the MTA getting me to work today.
Monday, August 25, 2014 09:16:35 AM from Twitter for Android
I want a puppyyyyy
Sunday, August 24, 2014 01:13:42 AM from Twitter for Android Tablets
Whisky ginger double, a fireball shot and a beer in an hour. Didn't do a damn thing. I'll drive us all home. Why do I even bother drinking?
Friday, August 22, 2014 10:11:06 PM from Twitter for Android
@scoopANDslam haven't shaved since 2 days ago. Look like a bear.
Friday, August 22, 2014 10:03:53 PM from Twitter for Android