FINE PRINT THO: "In addition, you hereby grant Bank of America and its service providers a limited power of attorney" NO NO NO DECLINE!!

Thursday, August 28, 2014 01:41:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

Haters gon hate, but this is GOOD SHIT http://t.co/vvdRiSyJgV

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:29:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Set WshShell = createObject("Wscript.Shell")

do
WshShell.Run "C:\AnnoyingMusic.mp3", 0
wscript.sleep 268000
loop

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 08:55:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Un-cuncel Kevin Long if they hit like this everyday, eh @BarstoolJJ ?

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 08:12:44 PM from Twitter for Android

RBI double. #YeahJeets

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 08:04:11 PM from Twitter for Android

What in the actual fuck did Google do to the fonts in Chrome 37. For fucks sake.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 05:30:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Asked the Director of Engineering when code freeze was. He didn't know. #facepalm

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:08:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ah good. It deleted now. I sounded like and idiot. Hope my app didn't snapshot it...

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 01:09:15 AM from Twitter Web App

Oh God that last tweet was a mistake and it won't delete... I was using it wrong... Wrong tab... Bad UI

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 01:08:06 AM from Twitter Web App

I've got like a construction workers eyebrow...

Wednesday, August 27, 2014 12:37:18 AM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 my commutes also sucked a d today. #mtablows

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Monday, August 25, 2014 11:13:49 PM from Twitter for Android

F- job by the MTA getting me to work today.

Monday, August 25, 2014 09:16:35 AM from Twitter for Android

I want a puppyyyyy

Sunday, August 24, 2014 01:13:42 AM from Twitter for Android Tablets

Whisky ginger double, a fireball shot and a beer in an hour. Didn't do a damn thing. I'll drive us all home. Why do I even bother drinking?

Friday, August 22, 2014 10:11:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopANDslam haven't shaved since 2 days ago. Look like a bear.

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Friday, August 22, 2014 10:03:53 PM from Twitter for Android