Watching a bootleg YES stream by some Canadian station. Needless to say, Canadian sports (besides hockey) and commercials are SILLY
Thursday, September 25, 2014 09:14:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Oops my b. Spelled Bob Sheppard's name wrong
Thursday, September 25, 2014 08:12:02 PM from Twitter for Android
My eyes are sweating, waiting for Bob Shepherd to announce Numba 2, Derek Jeter.
Thursday, September 25, 2014 07:55:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Colin. Shut your pompous mouth
Tuesday, September 23, 2014 12:37:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm so allergic to fucking cats that when the dude next to me walked in, I sneezed 5 times
Tuesday, September 23, 2014 10:13:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
Good read and also explains why Apple pisses me off http://t.co/yY3RuWu9AD
I feel so included where I work, you guys. #hatehatehate
Monday, September 22, 2014 09:12:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Lol. They canceled the release and didn't happen to email their release engineer. Only managers. Who don't do the maintenance. #winning
Monday, September 22, 2014 09:12:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Coworker discussion with X:
[4:54:37 PM] Xtina: and [he] doesn't talk like he deepthroated a bullhorn"
Monday, September 22, 2014 04:54:22 PM from Twitter Web Client
@kellyomealia @kerbear88 ladies: http://t.co/z2CTbjUNjF
Sunday, September 21, 2014 10:39:27 PM from Twitter for Android
RBI double. #yeahjeets
Sunday, September 21, 2014 03:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android
This humidity shouldn't be legal
Sunday, September 21, 2014 11:35:25 AM from Twitter for Android
I totally called it that jlaw was a nasty minx two years ago in this tweet: https://t.co/2MoEsgjs0t #amirite
Sunday, September 21, 2014 08:14:53 AM from Twitter for Android
Accidentally bit my coaster in half http://t.co/hD1yPyYGsl
Saturday, September 20, 2014 04:22:59 PM from Twitter for Android
@Waspito so sad. Mals puppy's mom had a buncha pups and a few of them passed away of that's sad
Saturday, September 20, 2014 04:18:25 PM from Twitter for Android